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...You're responsible for the images flashing through my mind now, okay?

BA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA
VIVIO!

Quick, to the Vivio-Cave! (swirly cut-to thing here)

Yeah, I'm going to stop there before someone shoots me

Cardboard box is here!

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objective achieved. Please, keep going *casts Panzergeist*

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Wow. This one is beautiful. Here to hoping somebody makes an adult Fate pic just as beautiful as this.

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Dude, this is so cool! I kinda want this on my car XD

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So we have chibi-Fate and Vivio now...

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Guess what I am about to airbrush? :3

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Lemme guess, it's Einhart, isn't it ?

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Bat-Vivio?

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Continue? Sure, lemme just stock up on some "inspiration" (inhales SBL fumes)

(Inside the Vivio-Cave...)

Vivio: Well if it isn't my trusty sidekick Einhart, Boy Wonder!
Einhart: I'm a girl.
Vivio: Whatever.
Einhart: It's terrible Vivio-Man!
Vivio: I'm a girl.
Einhart:Whatever. The mayor's been kidnapped and the kidnapper left us this video tape!
Vivio:Play the tape and see what the kidnappers want!

(They insert the tape into a VCR and play the tape)
Einhart: Holy old technology that no one uses anymore Vivio Man-
Vivio: I'm a girl.
Einhart: Whatever. It's The Ferret!

(Camera changes to focus on a TV screen playing the tape. Yuno is on the screen, wearing a suit complete with a top hat, monocle and an umbrella. He's also really fat for some reason and is surrounded by henchmen dressed like ferrets)

Yuno: Greetings, Vivio-man!
Vivio: I'm a girl.
Yuno: Whatever. I have kidnapped the Mayor of Mid-Childa City and I'm holding him captive in my Ferret Den of Evil! Soon I will brainwash him to become my slave, allowing me control of the entire city! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

(Video ends)
Einhart: Holy plot-device Vivio Ma-
(Vivio stares at Einhart. There is an awkward silence for several seconds)
Einhart: Vivio...Woman?
Vivio: Damn straight, carry on
Einhart: Holy plot-device Vivio Woman, we need to save the Mayor!
Vivio: Quick, to the Vivio-Mobile!

BA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA
VIVIO!

(The two of them dash towards a tricycle with a sidecar attached. Einhart hops into the sidecar while Vivio jumps into the driver's seat and peddles away)

BA DA DA DA DA
BA DA DA DA DA
VIVIO!

(Weird swirly screen thing again)

(At the Ferret Den of Evil)
Vivio: Stop, evil-doer! We're to kick your ass and rescue the princess!
Einhart: Mayor.
Vivio: Right, Mayor, WHATEVER!
Yuno: It's too late Vivio Man!
Vivio: I'm a girl.
Yuno: Okay, fine. Look, bottom line is that my mind control device has been completed and I'm ready to make the Mayor my puppet!

(Yuno points his umbrella at the girls)
Yuno: This is the end of the line for you two, I'll be using you as test subjects for my mind-control device!
Einhart: Bring it on!
Vivio: What she said!
Yuno: HERE I GO!

(Yuno shakes his umbrella a bit while pointing it at our heroes)
Yuno: Go away!
Vivio: ... Um, no?
Yuno: Curses! I'll have to turn it up!

(Yuno rapidly opens and closes his umbrella, absolutely nothing happens)
Yuno: Take that! Now bugger off and leave me alone!
Vivio: Yeah, I'm just gonna kick your ass and get this over with.
Yuno: You give me no choice but to set my device to full power!

(Yuno opens the umbrella and waves it above his head)
Vivio: Okay, this is getting stupid
Umbrella: Stand-by ready. Set-up.
Vivio: Eh?

(Bits of the umbrella fall off, revealing Raising Heart)
Einhart: Holy crap Vivio Man, we're screwed!
Vivio: I'm a girl dammit!
Einhart: WHATEVER!
Yuno: Now let me show you how the mind-control works!

(He points RH in their general direction)
Yuno: Do what I say or eat SLB.
Einhart: Sure, okay.
Vivio: What she said.
Yuno: Now nothing can stop me! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Vivio: You fiend! What are you planning to do once your mind control the Mayor?!
Yuno: Isn't it obvious? I'm going to turn the entire city into a YUNO/NANOHA FANFIC FACTORY! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Einhart: Holy shit!
Vivio: You monster!

???: Hold it right there!
(Some-one jumps through a window, sending shattered glass shards flying everywhere)
???: Unforgivable! The sailor-suited beautiful solider of love and justice: Sailor Fate! In the name of Nano/Fate, I will punish you!

(Fate strikes a pose while wearing a Sailor Moon outfit. Vivio, Einhart and Yuno are completely dumbfounded)

???: Likewise, Sailor Nanoha!
(Nanoha crashes through another window, landing next to Fate and posing with her)
Yuno: Stop that! Do you know how much this place cost me!?

???: Likewise, Sailor Hayate!
(The ceiling explodes, sending rubble falling down that miraculously seems to bury no-one except Yuno. The shockwave from the blast breaks every window in the building.)
Yuno: God damn it, I'm not paying for that!

(Yuno tunnels out of the rubble, only to find that Vivio and Einhart are taking pictures of the Sailors while they continue posing. He's been completely forgotten in the span of 15 seconds)

Yuno: It's not over yet, I still have the Mayor as hostage!
(Yuno pulls Reinforce Zwei out of his pocket, who is ignoring everything and painting her nails. He points the tip of RH straight at Reinforce, who doesn't notice and is taking off her shoes to paint her toes)

Yuno: Now I'll mind control the Mayor and-
Hayate: Yeaaaaaaaah no you don't
(Hayate yanks RH from Yuno and just as quickly rescues Reinforce as well)

Yuno: NOOO! How could I be defeated?!
Hayate: Dude, you're pretty useless...
Nanoha: Ohhhhh Fate, you were soooooooooooo brave
Fate: Oh really? How about you and I go find a place to... wrestle? (said while wriggling eyebrows suggestively)

And so in the end Reinforce was rescued and Yuno's evil plot was stopped.

Hayate took Reinforce back home, where they painted each others' nails matching colours.

Nanoha and Fate had a hot, steamy wrestling session which I can't go into details about.

Yuno was arrested and sentenced to spend his life locked up in a giant hamster cage, including 3 compulsory hours of running on the hamster wheel.

Vivio and Einhart wasted half an hour of their time with the whole thing so they took a vacation in Hawaii.

Well, not really Hawaii. They just played in a sand box and used their imaginations.

Alfred the butler never appeared at all. Poor Alfred, he's all left out.

Cardboard box is here!

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OMG LOLOLOL!!! My eyes started watering from how hard I was laughing. > ヮ <

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Everything was good except the evil Yunno

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I'm glad you guys liked it!

If you don't like evil Yuno, should I use someone else instead? I haven't seen StrikerS so the the only villains I know are

Oh
My
GOD

The crackiest idea ever just popped in my mind.

Once again, I'm totally blaming Laevatein for this.

Cardboard box is here!

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Question, where can I get some of those fumes?

It'd come in handy when I'm having a bad day. :P

Also, does SlB really generate fumes? (Aside from the cloud of smoke/dust kicked up by the ensuing blast.)

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. ~Author Unknown

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SLB fumes are a highly potent mix of the steam thing that comes out of RH and the gaseous remains of something recently destroyed with a SLB.

Dude, it's like...like...
Dude, it's just awesome.

Now that I'm back from lunch it's time to write more crack!

...This isn't the place to put it though, is it? I wonder if there is a more crack appropriate place in which I can unleash my crack...

Cardboard box is here!

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That place would be 4chan probably. /a/ Thread

Also, said "steam thingy" is called exhaust fumes.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. ~Author Unknown

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Oh, that works I guess.

I just been shoving them in the fanfic forum here.

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Berry Berry nice...reminds me of guava juice O_o