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[Fanfic] Vampire!Fate shorts

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I write a lot of Vampire!Fate that isn't part of the series. I'll post those here for your enjoyment ^^

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Fate finally sat down her newspaper and turned to look at Nanoha. "What?" She asked, curiosity in her voice.

"Lets go on a date."

"Date?" Fate blinked. "Arn't you the one who is always scared your parents or people at your church are going to see you?"

"A movie won't hurt. Please, there's one I really want to see but I don't want to go by myself."

The blonde thought about it. 'Well, with her condition, it might be dangerous for her to go by herself. If she has an attack it could get bad... Plus she's way too shy to be around that many people like that...' With a small sigh, Fate nodded. "Okay, we'll go. What movie?"

"The new Twilight movie."

"Twilight?" Fate tilted her head to the side, the name lingering in her mind. "Why does that sound familiar?"

Nanoha's eyes sparkled. "It's about vampires, the main vampire is really dreamy!"

"...Dreamy?" Fate felt something bad in her stomach. "I have a bad feeling about this."

"Come on," Nanoha took Fate's hand in both of hers. "Lets go, we can catch the afternoon movie."

"Okay, okay, tell me about the first one so I will understand it."

"Well there's this girl who likes a vampire, but there's this werewolf-"

Fate rolled her eyes without letting Nanoha see. 'Great...'

~*an hour and a half later*~

Fate stormed out of the movie theater, angrily glaring ahead while Nanoha tried to pull her back to the theater but ending up being almost dragged. "Fate-chaaan! Come on, I want to see the ending."

"No." Fate said flatly, eyes stern while getting on her motorcycle. "I'm leaving, you can finish it alone."

"But... but..." Nanoha looked at Fate and then to the theater before sighing and getting on the back of the bike. "Fate-chan, it wasn't that bad, really, I mean, it;'s sort of the same... you sparkle."

"Another word and I'll throw you off the bike. I do not sparkle."

"But..." Nanoha held onto Fate, talking through the mic in their helmets. "You're really pretty, that's sparkling right?"

"I don't sparkle! And werewolves don't do that!"

"Really?" She stayed silent a while. "But Hayate-chan-"

"She's different!" Fate barked out. "She's a Worgen!"

"What's that?"

"A..." Fate faltered. "Kind of... like the movie... never mind!"

Silence passed as they went home. After a few minutes Nanoha voiced her thoughts while at a red light. "I think it'd be cool if you spar-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Her hands wrapped around Fate hard as the vampire twisted the handle hard, making the bike shoot up into a wheelie. "Fate-chaaaaan!"

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I groaned as she walked into Nanoha's bakery. The brown haired girl had stars in her eyes as she read the black book in front of her. Walking over to her, I plucked the book from her grasp, startling her. "Fate-chan!?"

"I thought I told you about these books." I moved back when she tried to grab for it and read some aloud. "He shined in the sun, tiny glittering stars over his totally awesome face. shining with the shiniest of vampire shiners. but Alas, the totally awesome and really hip werewolf dude was furry in all his furry glory." I began to dramatically act out, throwing my hair over my shoulder and walking around the bakery while Nanoha jumped at my back, trying in vain to reach the book I held out of her grasp. "I loved them both, but a three-way was out of the question. Werewolves didn't double up on vamps and humans, no matter how much I tried to talk them into it. My poor wolf didn't like the shining rays of shine that came off the vampire in the sunlight, even though vampires didn't like sunlight. Oh, alas, woe is me, I love them both, and the both love me-"

"FATE-CHAN!" Nanoha was getting a little upset now so I turned to face her, looking down at her cute puffy cheeks. "Don't make fun of what I read."

"You know a vampire AND a worgen, how can you stomach this crap?"

"It's not crap!" Nanoha gave a small huff. "Its romantic!"

"You don't see us in a three-way with a worgen." Just as soon as I said that, Hayate walked into the door to the bakery.

"Nanoha-chan, Fate-chan!" Hayate's brittish accent came at once and she glomped onto me and held my arm, much to Nanoha's displeasure. "hi!"

"Mine," Nanoha stated firmly, grabbing my other arm.

"we can share."

"Vampires don't like werewolves."

"I'm a worgen."

"Her sparkling will annoy you."

"I DON'T SPARKLE!"
"SHE DOESN'T SPARKLE!"

Nanoha growled, letting go of me and getting a cinnamon bun.

"Don't you dare," I warned her.

Nanoha ignored me and held the bun up to me, forcing me to inhale the sweet cinnamony goodness that the gods themselves blessed the earth with.

"Oh sweet Jesus, she's sparkling!" Hayate jumped back

"Told you!"

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Those shorts are definitely funny, they make me smile for the day. :3

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LOL!!!! When you told me you were working on shorts this isnt what I expected LOL...very impressive indeed. Well done. So is this like a small VF Sub A section then? seeing as you said it doesn't really flow into the main story line?

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Oh gawd...I just skimmed through Twilight like I told you I would Satashi and Sweet Jesus! When i got to the "sparkling part" its like he...he...was COVERED IN GLITTER!!! WTF!!!!! LOL For those of you who want a summary of what twilight is...watch this.

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ok here we go, for those of you who want to know what all the..."Sparkliness" is about...click below...you have been warned >.>

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*rolls around the floor from laughter*

That was sooooooo funny! XD Especially the last part! Please continue to write Vampire!Fate shorts, Satashi...when you have the time of course! ;)

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[FATE]

I slowly creapt around the wall next to me. My target was in sight, and I was way past the point of waiting. My clothing clung tight to me as I shifted, not making a sound as I moved in to strike. It could almost taste it now, moving like honey over my tongue as I indulged in the thick, sweet creamy substance. Another step and I could reach out, body shaking in anticipation of sinking my fangs into it.

Just before I was able to claim my prize, Nanoha's voice came from the other side of the store. "Use the tongs, Fate-chan." I stopped and stood up, looking over the aisles of baked goods at the woman who hadn't even looked up from that damn Twilight book.

"You didn't even look!"

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You can't resist to the Dark Side of the cinnamon buns...
And Nanoha has a better "spider sense" than Spiderman.

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Yes, those cinnamon buns need to run for their lives! *runs around screaming THE END ISH NEARZ!* hehehe another good one

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OMG! THESE ARE AMAZING!!!! Lmao. Feito-chan is SO whipped xDD lmao I love how obssesed Nanoha is with twilight! xDDDDD No one can resist cinamon buns :3 lmao "You sparkle!" "No I don't!" xDDDDDDD

Sacred Heart set up~! ^^

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lol im glad twilight scene eh XD
oh i dont mind seeing fate sparkle anyway :3

chest ~ .. eheheh

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Fate-chan has been whipped good! She can't escape Nanoha's cinnabon/Fate radar! XD

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Its fun to think that a 600 year old vampire is whipped by a sickly little church-girl.

Its the buns.

Nanoha has awesome buns.

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Satashi wrote:
Its fun to think that a 600 year old vampire is whipped by a sickly little church-girl.

Its the buns.

Nanoha has awesome buns.

lol XD

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OMG, so funny, and Nanoha is obsessed with Twilight like many other girls xD

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I posted all my fanarts in the galleries. A lot of them are Vampire!Fate, so check it out if interested :3

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I've been reading Vampire Fate at FF.net. NanoFate + vamp/supernatural stories elements are rare but awesome.

-StarLight Breaaaaaakerrrr!!-