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DRUGS??? o.O wow, the lengths nanoha goes to just to get some fate time ^^" the white devil is scary...

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I kind of feel sorry for vivio. Guess she interrupt her mother's fun time too many time. God help the next person who disturb them.

Fu Fu

The day I see Nanoha resorting to drugs for some fun time.

Fu Fu


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i feel ur sympathy. the poor sap who does will probably get starlight breakered out of mid-childa... courtesy of white devil XP

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actually we should be pitying fate..... shes about to be in a world of pain/pleasure.

the look on nanoha is scary.....


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emphasis on "pleasure". she'll have a good time so no need to worry ourselves over it, right? XD

*hears fate screaming mixed with banging along with nanoha's sadistic laugh*

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o.O i take back my previous comment....

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this is what happened when the dosage wasn't enough: http://nanofate.us/content/993bba8331d398eabfd0c2e91926bf0fjpg

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Wow, that's some interesting priorities right there. (And I interesting I mean RESPECT)

....huh, I wonder what would happen if someone were to interrupt by ringing the phone right now or something?

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Why don't you give it a try? For science (again)!

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NOOOOOOO!!!! *catches breath* I just got word from Bardiche, Nanoha has a specially trained pet hamster that can hit targets w/ SLB through the phone!

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Use a cellphone then, or one of those holographic interfaces. I'd like to see that hamster blast me now.

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ever wonder what happened to the top student of Nanoha's last class? He tried exactly what you suggested and the hamster did a double SLB

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Then screw that, I'm going to her house myself.

If she's gonna blast me, at least she's gonna blast her own home.

*Heads towards Nanoha's house wearing full Bomb Disposal gear*

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just to add to the warning, the hamster beat Garyu in hand-to-hand combat

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Who said anything about beating that hamster? I'm gonna make sure they're delicto flagrante.

Send my love to my family then. *Continues on*

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... If it is for science then I shall go boldly forth to where no man has ever dared to go! (it's my idea anyway, might as well take responsibility for it...)

Right then, here we go. To make this experiment scientifically rigorous I shall call someone else first as a control test.

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According to the control, I should get a pizza within the next half hour. Now for the REAL test...

(ring ring)
(ring ring)
(ring-)

What the... Is this a hamster? Why is there a OH MY GOD! RUN AWAY! RUN THE F##K AWAY!

I BETTER GET ANOTHER PIZZA AFTER THIS OR I WILL BE SO MAD! OH THE PAIN! ITS SO PINK AND PAINFUL!

AHHHH {transmission interrupted, signal lost}

Cardboard box is here!

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Your sacrifices were not in vain. I shall use the valuable data you have provided through putting yourself in harm's way to find an effective protection in cases of encountering the 'White Devil in a State of Prolonged Abstinence in the Process of Ending Said State' (name subject to change).
I will provide my results and a get-well card with some pralines to you as soon as possible.

Get well soon.

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Are you satisfied now, you lacks-respect-for-human-safety-in-the-name-of-science-person? He had so much to live for, so much potential! How many more innocent people must be SLB'ed before you stop your insane quest?

Also, Natus... I have bad news... the hamster hit the pizza place before you called so you probably won't be getting that extra pizza you wanted

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No worries, the pizza guy took so long s#!+ing himself with fear that I got another free pizza!

Totally worth it!

Can someone help me find my jaw? I'm hungry and I don't really feel like liquidizing the pizza so I can pour it down the remains of my throat... There's a slice of pizza in it for you!

Bugger, can't taste anything. Must be missing my tongue... Here boy! Come here! (whistles) Come on boy!

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Just bribe Jail to clone you a new body. ._.

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(Blank look)

That's someone StrikerS related isn't it? I haven't watched it yet but it's high up there on my list!

Cardboard box is here!