A helluva day... This fic is well... crack... XD I had this going on in my mind for about an hour now... and it looks like I'm going to have to relieve myself of the stress by writing about it XD
Teana's POV
It was supposed to be my gym class today... and I injured my foot because stupid Subaru runs too fast. I was supposed to go to the clinic, have my foot treated, and continue the rest of the day.
Moans... of... pleasure...
That's what I was hearing as I stood infront of the door labeled "CLINIC."
"Ahnn... Fate-chan... it feels good~" A very familiar voice said.
Nanoha-sensei? What is she doing in the clinic?! She's fitter than anyone else in this school!
Subaru, who was escorting me to the clinic, gave me a funny look and says, "Ahahaha... Looks like Fate-sensei is um... busy..."
My face paled as I saw a number of students gathering behind us eager to see the show that was going on. I, for one, am not interested because I came here to get foot treated and get on with my life.
But... this noise... it's stopping me from twisting the doorknob and go in.
"Let's just go to the college clinic. Shamal-sensei should be there." I sighed in defeat.
"But-" Subaru protested.
I immediately cut her off. "I don't want to see anything that I'm hearing from the high school clinic. Do you?"
She gave it thought. "... Fine let's go to the clinic."
Caro's POV
"Y-You know Erio-kun... I can walk..." I said sheepishly as I tried to get rid of the embarrassment of him carrying me like a bride.
He just smiled and shook his head.
"The high school clinic isn't too far from here. Your stomach is no good, right? Then this should be fine." He replied.
He continued carrying me like that until we reached the door labeled "CLINIC." But something stopped Erio from opening the door.
"What is it Erio-kun?" I asked, but that didn't need any other explanation when I heard
...moans.
"Nyan... Fate-chan... you do this well~" A voice inside said.
"Nanoha-sensei? Vivio's mom? What is she doing here, I thought that she was fitter than ten horses?" Erio-kun said in a worried tone.
"Um, they um... seem to be er... busy..." I managed.
He gave me a nod and walked away. "Let's just go to the college clinic."
Normal POV
"You know Nanoha if you're just going to keep on making erotic noises in my clinic no one will come here." A certain blond sighed.
The brunette pouted. "Mou... but you're massages are so good~"
"Ok. They're good... but can you please refrain from the erotic noises? You scared four people away." The blond continued to sigh, pressing her glasses in place.
After all walking in a clinic to witness a scene is not something you want to do in your childhood...
At the same time in the college clinic...
Four students were outside were terrified to open the door.
"You guys... Shamal-sensei and Signum-sensei look like they're having um... the time of their lives... let's just leave them alone." A defeated Subaru said.
"Can we check the High school clinic? Caro needs her pills... and Teana-san's foot doesn't look to good either..."
Sadly the poor children never got over their injuries until the day ended... both rooms were now filled with erotic noises which just made them give up and try to ask the faculty if they could treat it, giving the excuse that both clinics were "busy."
This happened right after the conversation they had earlier.
"Fate-chan I'm so eager to jump on you right now..." A brunnette said seductively.
The blond's face turned red. "N-Not now Nanoha... I think those children need help."
Nanoha just smiled mischieviously and said, "Nothing is going to stop me from getting in your pants today Fate-chan."
Fate just simply had no choice in the matter Nanoha was already on top of her in one of the clinic's beds and she already... ... so we'll uh... leave the rest to your imagination.
Haha well... I had fun writing this XD... ahaha... Lolz... please tell me what you think...
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Prequel here... XD Nanoha-san is to blame for this... I feel bad for the children XD
Nanoha's POV
Nyahaha... Teana and Subaru are energetic as usual... and it's only the first part of the school year! Hm... I think those two should take the special course... but I don't know... maybe I'll find out tomorrow... but for now... I want to go to the clinic and rest... and we don't have a doctor yet... which is really unfair because the grade school and college department have Shari and Shamal... And none for this department.
I opened the door labeled "CLINIC" only to be surprised that someone dressed in a lab coat, a red t-shirt, black jeans, chucks, and glasses was in it.
"Can I help you?" She asked.
I didn't know what to say... except that I shouldn't slack off in the morning because of the important announcements Hayate and Carim make...
Think... Think... OH!
"Um... would you be the new doctor Hayate-chan announced this morning?" I tried to make sure...
She smiled beautifully and gave me a reply, "I'm Fate. Fate Testarossa Harlaown."
"Nice to meet you..." I smirked, "Fate-chan."
"U-Um... did you need something treated?" She asked, losing the aura of calmness that once surrounded her.
"Oh nothing... I thought I would get myself some painkillers but... it seems there's a better remedy to my sore body." I winked.
She backed away a little trying to comprehend what I just said.
"W-What do you mean?" She asked.
Fate's POV
Did she just wink at me seductively?
"W-What do you mean?" I managed.
"I need a massage." She purred.
A-A massage!! Wait... what kind and where? ...
Stop the lewd thoughts Fate... it's going to drive you nuts...
"Um, does your back hurt? I-If you would kindly lie d-down on the bed over there... I'll g-give you a massage..." I managed.
"Oh... but it's more than just my back that hurts... should I show you how to massage me?" She continued seductively.
Oh wow... she's so beautiful... stop! The lewd thoughts end here!
"U-Uh... ok..." I agreed sheepishly.
Normal POV
The high school clinic was labelled with a "Doctor is out" sign for the rest of the day but... you can hear... stuff... in the said clinic.
Meanwhile...
"Tea! Where did Nanoha-sensei go? She didn't even dismiss us!" Subaru asked.
"I have no clue Subaru. No clue." The orange-head sighed.
The rest of the class just decided to change and get ready for their subject as soon as they saw that it was almost time.
Erio's POV
I hope she can make it... the gradeschool clinic is closed for unknown reasons... and I can hear wierd noises coming from it.
"Caro... do you think you can make it?" I asked as I continued to carry her like a princess.
She gave a weak nod.
After that I tried to get her to the high school clinic as fast as I could... only to hear wierd noises again from the said room.
"Stop it Nanoha-san! I-I... I'm coming!" A female voice said.
"Oh? Already this wet? You sure are interesting doctor!" A seductive voice mused.
I felt my face go red and I could see Caro was also turning red.
"Let's go to the college clinic!" I cheered... trying to forget the conversation we accidentally overheard.
Oh man... what did I just hear... something about being "wet" what did that exactly mean? I think I'm too young to overhear that...
I sighed.
"Are you ok Elio-kun?" Caro asked.
"I'm fine. Let's just get you to the college clinic." I managed.
When we arrived I opened the door seeing that Caro was ready to vomit... I led her straight to the toilet. Only after she vomitted did I realize we were intruding... on a very private scene between the college doctor... and a teacher. I nudged for Caro to move it.
"Let's go... I think I have Nausea pills in my bag you can continue that in the female toilet in our building."
She gave an understanding nod and we scrambled for the door.
Shamal's POV
"Oh dear... I think we just scarred children Signum." I said.
"I'll lock the door this time... can we continue?" She looked at me pleadingly.
I smirked. "Of course... Let me make you happy."
She whispered to my ear, "Anything you say, mistress."
Normal POV
Well we can be clear that the clinics all appeared to be very busy... leaving scarred for life children and doctors mating like rabbits making love to each other to continue for the rest of the day.
Meanwhile...
"Tea! Let's do it at home!" Subaru announced.
The orange-head blushed and punched the purple haired girl. "W-What are you saying you idiot?!"
"Ow! Ok... how about this: I'll go gently on you tonight." She purred seductively.
The orange-head resembled a tomato now... "A-All right."
Around the bushes... security camera lenses started to break because of: 1) the scenes they were recording or 2) it was just too hot for them to handle.
In the principal's office...
"Ah mou... just when I though I could record these and sell them on E-bay..." Hayate pouted.
"Hayate? Where's the--mmmph... not here..." A blond-haired girl said, getting cut off by Hayate.
"Don't worry. I made sure everyone will be in work..." She mused.
Carim Gracia, the woman who had her heart stolen by a pervert. "A-All right... please be gentle..."
"Rawr. You just scream 'hug me' Carim-chan..." The brunnette growled.
Fate's POV
That 'incident' a few days ago made me wonder what my job really was... was it to make love with a certain gym teacher? or was it to give student's medications?
"Fate-chan! Massage me?" An energetic and familiar voice announced.
I sighed. "All right..."
There's just no winning against this woman... not to mention that she's so beautiful... those blue eyes just sparkle with... ok... I'll stop with the lewd thoughts now...
Normal POV
We all can't help but feel bad for the children who were 'missing' their teachers during certain days... and the children who lost their innocence just because they had eyes and ears.
Lots of fun while writing this XD it was hard to think straight so feel free to point out any typos or grammar errors... in both of course XD
Nya~ That was so cute~ And I agree, nosebleed indeed ^ ^;
BTW I loved how you did everyones POV's it made things....MORE interesting =D
I say "hellz yeah" to the more! XD
Yay~
Made my day~
Who wouldn't want Fate-chan as a smexy doctor? Walking in, getting a nosebleed, having MORE treatment to take care of. Yes, there's nothing wrong with Dr. Smexy ;D I mean I would mind having HER as a doctor.
More crack fic's are always the best, they just make my day ^ ^
:O I felt a strong desire to find out what this "fun" really is...Though I'm pretty positive, that this "fun" will really make my day =D
Hope you update soon~
Funny fics, they made me smile today !
I'm for more story !
Thanks for writing this short, Sigurd, that was a fun fic ^^
Rabbits!!!!
*feed carrots*
I thoroughly enjoyed these last couple crack fics. They really made me day, maybe, but keep up the great work with these Sigurd, their priceless tah all us NanoFate supporters and such and such...
*heres random voice* Do a barrel roll! *does barrel role*
Well if you want technical criticism, then:
""Um, they look busy..." I managed."
Should probably be "seem busy" or "sound busy", unless I misunderstood and they actually opened the door.
As for the stories themselves, very cute. Nice work.
What a funny shots xD, makes my day ^^ (read something like this at work is great xD, fortunately, the boss isn´t here today xD).
LMAO !! i really can not stop laughing at this xD
Fun chapter, thanks for the update Sigurd ^^
I liked that you included Vivio and Hayate as the "evil" mastermind behind this.
Boring ? Hell no !!! I love these funny little stories, Hayate as the Evil Mastermind is nice, she's a real "mad scientist".
My only question is, how is Caro and Erio toghethar considered Yuri? othar than that I feckin' loved it! great job on this story Sig, can't wait for the next one.
Fate with glasses...(nosebleed)
yeah..."busy" clinic XD~