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What is Nanoha+Fate in a clinic? [Crack fic Rated M]

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That was just kick ass Sig luv, I really enjoyed it~ Now uhm...*salutes* See you at a lattar time.

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Haha... see you later too... in about 2 hours from when I write this message actually... or more but yeah...

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You guys lol... I was just really, really bored XD

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Of course you were Sigurd-chan! I mean I would be too, if I'm on 24/7~ Though on the other hand, you make kick ass stories when you on all day, sooooo~ I guess you should stay on all day!

Still there was more of DR.SMEXY, so meh not sad anymore.~ ;)

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Your** (lol correction)

Lol... this update was rather fast though >.>;;

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pssssht....>.>; My "R"'s aren't working.....<.<....>.>

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Haha, your fanfics are certainly worth reading: so funny and pervy(I hope I hadn't invented a word back there). I really enjoyed reading them so I just wanted to let you know XD

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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Thank you. I'm glad that you like it... and you really think so? xD I could totally list a bunch of reasons as to why not... xD

Thank you again xD

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Just posting to make the reply count 69...heh... *runs*

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LOL Reo! xD

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Really enjoy these, great work, Sigurd~
The clinic seems to have powers of it's own :333

Eisen, Usa-mimi Mode!

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;) You guys should see the wedding in this style xD

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i can wait >:3 and this happen when i said that someone should make a crack fic about the wedding xD lol

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Well... right now I just need to relieve myself of comedy... so I can continue writing chapter one... xD Here goes PART ONE to Nanoha and Fate's wedding crack fic... and since everyone likes my POV... I'll do it in that POV then...

Spoiler:
The Proposal pt. 1

Writer's POV

Fate is currently one heck of a nervous wreck right now. After months and month of massaging our favorite gym teacher, Nanoha, Fate finally decides to be well... to put it bluntly: announce her love for Nanoha.

I swear... Nanoha will "SQUEE" when she finds out.

Back on topic... Fate checked the red velvet box for the umpteenth time revealing a half-golden, half-silver ring, which was embedded with two diamonds at each head where the two sides meet side-by-side.

"I wonder if she'll like it..." Fate mumbled to herself.

Yeah... that's what I thought you said. Oh wait... I really DID think you said it.. oh well... moving on...

~xXoXx~

Nanoha thought it was just any other day... yeah right like I'll make THAT happen. Not on my watch... just like how on every episode on the original series that there was SOMETHING bound to happen on each episode... moving on...

"All right class! Ten laps around the gym!" She chirped, almost sounding too happy to be sadistic with her students today.

"What?! We just finished 30 minutes of basketball and that's the entire class simultaneously!" A student complained. Don't ask me how big this gymnasium is... just keep in mind that I decide these things spontaneously...

"And this gym is bigger than the gradeschool area!" Another one complained.

Nanoha sighed and grinned slyly. "Fine then. Fifteen laps... up and down the gym's 10 floors!"

The class just sighed and regretted that they were the eldest in High School. Giving out comments like: "She isn't called the 'White Devil' for nothing." and "She's so EVIL."

Nanoha heard the 'outrageous' remarks and doubled the laps she was originally going to give in irritation, making the class groan in both horror and stress. Hm... I guess... SOMEONE influenced me to do this... but meh... Nanoha would do this in reality... if she is in a really good mood... but if she's in a bad mood... let's just not talk about it...

Know why she is such in a good mood? Here is why:

Nanoha... could you... meet me at the attic after school? -- Fate

Yeah... anybody would know... that it's going to be a confession of SOMETHING. Little did Nanoha know that our beloved doctor has been crushing on her though... so bad... that she just has to marry her... which I think is sweet by the way... or wait... it's my oreo... moving on...

I decided to skip all that useless chit-chat the students had after P.E. let's just say the students were... tired... and our already happy gym teacher is already trodding her way to the... guess where? If you said the cafeteria you are wrong, if you said the faculty room you are wrong again, if you say the clinic you are most definitely wrong... which now narrows us down to... hmm... ah, of course... the ATTIC... yes it's already dismissal time for high school and Vivio got sent to Hayate... who I bet is teaching Vivio some tricks... so there.

~xXoXx~

I know it's really bad to leave things hanging like this... but I learned just recently that suspense makes readers more interested... and I'd like some feedback first please :D so... unless I get more feedback... I won't write part two... (yes I practically did this from scratch in the famous reply box like every one-shot I've posted so far in this section :P)

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*gets the feeling she will get hit in the wedding for some odd reason*

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Happy Nanoha scares me, and I wonder what will be her reaction to Fate's proposal.

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I'm a bit interested in the "tricks" that hayate might be teaching to vivio :3

"Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky."

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Sigurd-chan~ I'm not that scary am I? >:D

I want to know what happens it the attic, I really do~ But I guess I just have to imagine it for now~

Update soon, Priesty~

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Sigurd! I swear if I'm not the best man I'll, I'll!... *can't think of what he'll do* Arghhh! I don't know, but I know it will be somethin' bad!

Anyways, I really want tah see this continue, why would you evan think anyone wouldn't want tah see this continued. Anyways, good work and can't wait for the rest of it luv. 'Till than, *tips hat* 'ave a good one.

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*grabs hat* *flees* MINE

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Your reactions are quite priceless... xD but I'm waiting for the 85th comment... which shouldn't be given by any of you lolz XD

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I want part 2 please please please pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase! *calm down* Sorry for the useless comment, I'm just too curious =P

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this is 83.. quickly! post so it'll reach 85!

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anon who want to get the post at 84th so one more to go, er do anon qualified in the counting?

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YUSH 85th!! >:D In you're face Gurr-Chan!

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"Girl iv been waitin all night to see you dance like me"~

What would you do if there was a cure to death?

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..... u made vivio sick?!
i think im gonna kill u now... =.=

What would you do if there was a cure to death?

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lol 4am, is cranky time for you?

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that and cos she made vivio sick... =.=*

What would you do if there was a cure to death?

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Relax Einhart. This is all so Vivio can have... uhh, another mom I guess XD

So many fanfictions, so little time XD