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Part two of part one of this three part wedding fic 8D. Sorry for the wait I totally forgot about this... xD

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The proposal pt. 2

Writer's POV

Fate's heart can practically be compared to a marching band with 680bpm... I'm just exaggerating but you get the idea. Nanoha was right there in front of her... and she has totally forgotten the speech I made her rehearse magically on her free time. This is why I always go with letters, they're straight to the point.

"W-We've barely known each other for four months... but... I... um..." Fate managed the first part... but eventually failed getting the rest out.

Nanoha was in lala land... she couldn't bear how cute the doctor was at the moment. Translation: Nanoha is in pure utter glee because of the drama and suspense and she like Fate stuttering in front of her.

"I-- Willyoumarryme?!" Fate said... a little too fast for my taste but... I hope Nanoha got it.

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...

Silence passed by as the tomato red Fate waited for an answer.

"Yes. Yes. YES!" Nanoha chirped... growled if you ask me but yeah.

"I-I... we... get... married... three months later... I uh... want you to pick or d-design y-your own dress... I'll come in a..." Fate trailed as her cheeks turned redder by the second.

Nanoha giggled and squealed, although I bet you that you were already expecting this to happen... so... SKIP.

~xXoXx~

Somewhere in her secluded secret spot in the attic...

"I knew intercepting that letter would be rewarding..." Hayate murmured to herself, holding a video camera and recording the scene that was happening in front of her.

"...Are you sure we should be doing this?" Carim whispered from behind Hayate, worried on how the two lovers would react after finding out that they are being stalked.

Oh this is happening simultaneously with the proposal by the way... which I am delaying right now...

...

...

Ok, ok... I'll get on with it.

~xXoXx~

Fate rummaged her pocket for the red velvet box she was planning to give to.. guess who.

"H-Here..." Fate said, shakily handing it over to Nanoha.

Nanoha was now the one who resembled a tomato when she opened the box. The ring could be considered as a metaphor to their relationship; two halves of one soul. Of course as the one who picked that ring I should be smart enough to know that.

"It's... pretty." Nanoha managed.

"Do you like it?" Fate asked... finally composing herself but her heart-rate is still sky-rocketing.

Nanoha simply replied with a kiss... after all... she's more of a 'show' person than a tell one...

Somewhere around the corner Hayate is giggling like an idiot at the scene she was witnessing.

I'm just going to have to pray that the person who calls me "Gurr-chan" doesn't slit my throat for forgetting
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Part two of my three part wedding fic in this universe will be done after comment number 105 which I just lessened for you guys xD

13 more comments to go!

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Something really unexpected might happen depending on my mood... so... watch out ;D

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Hayate is the real Devil in this story ! Now Fate will drown in an endless sea of lust and pleasure at the end of Nanoha. :3

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I swear, if I'm not the best man... *shakes fist*
Anyways! You 'ave a lot of writin' to go luv! The first two part are the proposal right? You still 'ave to do the wedding and reception. But I still can't wait to see it when it's done, 'till than. *tips hat* Good luck.

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I love your shy Fate, Sigurd. Thanks for the update.

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I'll forgive you this time Gurr-chan! *is super giddy* though I wonder...what would happen if Cap'n isn't the best man again >:3

Thank for updating~~

P.S I also like how Fate-chan if shy, my stutter monster! xD

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>________>;; I'd rather not xD

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I think I'm making Hayate some company with the giggling like an idiot part after reading this. And I loved how cute Fate shyness was.

Well, I guess it's 7 more to go. Im eager to see the rest XD

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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o.o;; Everyone likes Fate the stuttering idiot... xD

Well... to put that in a blunt way... but I somehow managed to make Fate very moe here... but... DYK: This Fate is actually based on the Fate in the chatroom xD so you guys should always check the chatroom for her autograph lol

And yes the Nanoha in this fic is based on the Nanoha from the chatroom AKA the person who calls me Gurr-chan. So chyeah... .-. xD

Like I said I'll keep it as loyal as possible to the real thing so... Alicia is going to make an appearance as well... and yes... causing some... mischief... but yeah... .-. I'm still wondering what exactly this 'mischief' is... (.o.)b BUT... that'll come to me eventually... or when the post count reaches 105.

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Lol can wait for the next and yeah don't forget about me either, Ring Bearer Ninja XD also make a random Dark Moni Momment in the fic 8D

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Fate-chan is so....adorable!!

"Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky."

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Roar~
"Willyoumarryme?" i dont think anyone would understand that... maybe nanoha can but thats one long confusing word =P

What would you do if there was a cure to death?

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Of course I understood my Fate-chan :3

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*blinks* *blinks* I can't wait for the next post~~ xD

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Well... I wanted to wait for comment number 105 and all... but... I just needed to vent all this extra sugar... and humor .-.

Spoiler: Main Event
The Wedding part one

Nanoha's POV

I couldn't believe three months passed by so easily... now here I am slowly treading through the white tiled flooring... on my way to the front of the garden altar...

~xXoXx~

Writer's POV

But before we get into that... I shall present thee a flashback for... kicks...? Naw... I'm just playing. It's for the scenes that deserve to be mentioned... which you will find out very, very soon.

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"I will object." The blond said sternly, obviously pointing out the fact that she didn't want any of this to happen.

Guess who this blond is... You have been living under a rock if you haven't heard of this blond yet.

"O-Onee-san... You're making me nervous... please don't object..." Fate said nervously, gripping Nanoha's hand tighter for assurance.

Obviously... anyone who got the point of Alicia's words would tremble... even the great 'White Devil' has trembled before the Thunderbird. Now then... continuing with our little story...

"I-I will..." Yuuno tried to say but... His voice never left his throat once he saw Vita... with a baseball bat on resting on her shoulders.

"I will do as my mother does." A young grade school student said, gripping Alicia tightly.

"O-Onee-san... I don't have time for this... the wedding is tomorrow already!" Fate argued... but failing to convince her sister.

"I will only say this once: I shall object." Alicia said, with a tone of finality.

After that... they just left... leaving people who were gawking at the scene... astonished... in a word.

"Your sister... is scary..." Nanoha said, which surprised the teachers, me included, that they were actually hearing this from the teacher who was well-known as the "White Devil" but now... they were just seeing "Nanoha."

"Sorry... she isn't usually like this... have you two met before?" Fate asked.

Nanoha nodded remembering the awkward meeting they had before Fate actually introduced them.

*FLASHBACK*

"Excuse me could you tell me where the high school clinic is?" A blond asked, of course you know who this is.

"Fate-chan! You practically live there and you don't know where it is?" Nanoha chirped, glomping on to the woman.

"Um... you would be referring to my sister..." The woman tried, but the announcement simply fell on deaf ears.

Why? Don't ask.

"You know... if you continued undressing me like this, things could get very hot." She teased.

Nanoha immediately released her tight embrace from Alicia and asked, "I-I'm sorry! W-Would you be Fate-chan's sister?"

Nanoha... resembled a tomato as she realized who she could be dealing with... of course... having to deal with twins is ALWAYS bound to get complicated...

Alicia giggled. "What's the matter? If you went further you might have had a pleasurable experience."

"I-I... um... Sorry!" Nanoha said while bowing.

"It's ok." Alicia responded happily... almost too happily... "So I take it you know my sister?" Alicia asked, holding on to a young child about roughly ten years old.

*END FLASHBACK*

Alicia is openly flirting with Nanoha... one day before their wedding... hm... that's going to make one hell of a love triangle... but anyway... moving on... as Nanoha explained how Alicia and her met... Fate was starting to have some suspicions on her sister on as to why she was openly flirting with Nanoha.

"I'm sorry about that... my sister can get... kinky... and moody... and a bunch of other things that are quite hard to explain." Fate said while holding the back of her neck.

Nanoha gave Fate a reassuring smile. However, little did they know... Hayate... recorded... EVERYTHING... alongside Vivio...

~xXoXx~

"Auntie Hayate... what are we doing in the bushes?" An innocent Vivio asked.

"We are... planning operation: Love Triangle!" Hayate announced happily.

Of course Vivio didn't know... but she did what she was told without question... just because she didn't exactly know what it's for... so simply put: Vivio just went along with it.

~xXoXx~

There are now unknown variables in the story... how will it turn out? It depends... but rest assured... I will try to make everything go according to plan.

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Alicia scares me... and Hayate will have plenty of fun with her new evil schemes to plot. XD

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I swear, if you do make a love triangle. And if I'm not the best man! *mutters something under his breath and walks away*

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I guess I need to go to the chat more often (more often than never = once) to see why are you so scared of Alicia, Sigurd

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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I really can not stop Laughing XD lol i can wait for the next one ~

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Operation: Love Triangle....Would love to see that XD

"Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky."

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Waiting for comment number 120! :D

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Your a fucking number one twenty! *throws possessed magic eight ball at Sig*

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Exactly how many parts does part 1 have... well, I guess you don't even know it yourself, do you?

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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The wedding is already part two... xD

Yes I don't know how many parts this will be.... but yes... it's going to be quite long @_@

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Well... I wanted to wait for comment #120... but... apparently so much has happened today that I just can't keep my comedy meter down .-. so... blah blah blah... The wedding part two has arrived...

Spoiler:
The wedding pt. 2

Fate's POV

I couldn't help but stare at her beauty as she walked down the aisle. She was stunning, to say the least. She stopped between Reo, my best man, and me, while I instinctively reached for her hand as we slowly walked up to the priest who was celebrating our wedding today...

~xXoXx~

Writer's POV

Of course... we still have to go into the backstory of... operation: love triangle... created by yours truly... er... Hayate...

"Remember that bet we had Alicia-san... all or nothing." Hayate said darkly... almost giving ME the shivers in the spine.

The blond simply chuckled and replied, "I won't forget Hayate. I always keep my word."

Wow... evil much... or... maybe I just feel like being evil? Anyway... it seems Hayate is up to... something?

~xXoXx~

Now for the most awaited part... the ceremony...

Sigurd the math teacher and our official priest for today has finally calmed down after her little sugar rush... the day before... let's just say her wifey... is still knocked out from the previous night's events... so... now... I'll get along with it...

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Nanoha and Fate are in front of our priest... and the priest goes...

"Dearly beloved... and the not so beloved... we are gathered here today to witness the awesomeness unison of Ms. Fate Testarossa Harlaown and Ms. Nanoha Takamachi. If anyone objects speak now or forever keep your peace with you." She announced

The priest literally gave a minute of silence before continuing... although she could have sworn she saw a doppleganger or at least that's what she thinks it is... of Fate.

"All right. No one objects to witness these two in holy matrimony." She announced.

Everyone in the altar was visibly tense... like they saw a ghost or something...

"Before we move on to the exchange of your formal wedding vows..." The priest signaled for Moni, our ring bearer, to come and well... what else to say? Present the rings... "Please make your own personal wedding vows and exchange rings." The priest continued.

Fate cleared her throat a bit... obviously, again, forgetting the speech I magically made her rehearse the night before.

~xXoXx~

While all of this was happening a staring contest between the best man... and the groom's sister... for some odd reason.

The minute Fate's sister does anything fishy I hafta stop 'er... -- Reo thought to himself.

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I swear, Hayate is the most evil character I've ever seen. XD

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*gives Sig bear hug* Luv, I can't thank you enough! I can't wait for this to continue now, it just seems that things will end up both promissing and drastically hectic all at the same time. Good luck with the rest of it luv and I can't wait! *tips hat*

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*kof*goodjob*kof*

I love how you described Alicia-san and Hataye-chan's plan in the wedding, I'm sure the next one will be epic xD *ahem* WHEN CAP'N ATTACKS.

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I should post this here, so people know what the best man looks like, also this is courtesy of Titi. And again, as unceremoniously as possible I will say...okay, here it is. http://img576.imageshack.us/f/dsc00236z.jpg/

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Waiting for comment 125! :3

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