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What is Nanoha+Fate in a clinic? [Crack fic Rated M]

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lolz well lets see. IIRC things only get more and more interesting once Hayate's plan gets set into motion :p

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My comment better count, Sigurd, or I will strangle you come Monday. >:U

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Please don't kill Sigurd. We paid for the priest's services in advance and I really doubt we'll get a refund after a murder.

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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I realize by posting this comment I am shortening my blah... but whatever lol

I really just can't help it seeing the above comments and all... so...

ROFLMAO... True Eletale no refunds :P

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Did somebody said "Waiting for comment 125"? :)

"Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky."

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Well... I finally found the paragraph that sparked my imagination... xD

Spoiler:
The wedding part 3

Tension is high at the altar... everyone can feel it. The ring-bearer tripped out of nervousness and everyone thinks Alicia will make a move.

Writer's POV

Too bad for Moni... No one can pick her up... her epic slow-mo trip made everyone worried... and some people even laughed. I feel bad for Moni... anyway... moving on.

Moni got up and well... she looked unfazed... she continued walking towards the couple. Once she stood between the couple, the rings still intact on the pillow thanks to my magical god-like powers, Fate took hold of Nanoha's and made her vow.

"I, Fate T. Harlaown, promise to Nanoha Takamachi that no matter how far apart we are in life... I will always be there for her, the love of my life. And that I will never lose sight of what is in front of me now... I will love her for the rest our lives and nothing will stand in the way, even if death dues us part. Even so I surely will be with her in the afterlife. If one day we both go to heaven I will still surely be there for her. I will never look at another woman or man, other than Nanoha Takamichi, my love. To you, I will forever be in your heart, mind and soul. I am forever yours." Fate said nervously, putting the ring on Nanoha's ring finger.

...Well... that was one of the cheesiest things I've heard in forever... but... it sure did send Nanoha into lala land... I wonder how she'll retaliate to this cheesy speech? And... how many times did she say "my love"? Yeah... must be REALLY nervous...

Nanoha cleared her throat and began, "I, Nanoha Takamachi, promise Fate T. Harlaown, that I will forever love her. Through our ups and downs, through our misses and losses, I will forever love her." Saying the rest through an intimate kiss. "I will forever love you." She whispered silently.

Uh... well... at least it's shorter than her husband's... WAY shorter... She just couldn't wait for the priest to say the epically epic "You may kiss the bride" line... anyway... while all this was happening... Alicia received a text message...

I'm ready, mother. -- It was from Lena

Alicia smirked and closed her flip phone...

~xXoXx~

Well then I offer some flashback on that...

"... Did you get all of that Lena?" Alicia asked sternly

Lena gave a silent nod.

~xXoXx~

Well... things are bound to get interesting from here on out... I wonder what exactly Alicia is planning though...

Waiting for comment 136! <3

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Comment 127! I OWN COMMENT 127! (unless it's gone by the time this shows up, in which case I'd feel silly ^^")

Everyone has some little pearl of wisdom here, usually. I don't know any. My signature can teach you nothing, people. Forgive me :D

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I wonder what evil plan evil plan Alicia have in mind...

Valkyrie Missile
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Alicia is efically evil. EVIL, I tell you.

.. What am I saying, I don't even watch this fandom..

Yet.. D:

I HATE YOU, SIGURD. >:U

And I know you said the last comment counted, BUT THIS ONE BETTER COUNT, A'RIGHT?

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Gurr-chan! *is laughing* this bringing back so many memories xD though, I still wished you put the forgetful priest in there :P buuuut at least Moni-chan's fall was there XD

Also~ I couldn't top her's off! ><

comment numbah 130!!!! Hellz yeah!! :P

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I told you... I was going to put something better xP

You might actually like it more than me forgetting my lines X_X

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*cough* Stab a gaurd *cough* Anyways, I can't wait to see what happens next Sig luv. Lena seemed to make a promissing entry, and Moni tripping was also quite funny, just don't forget to have Moko sitting on the sidelines when Lena trys to do something. Well, 'till your next update, *tips helmet* have a good one luv.

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*watches Lena burst through the front door and start charing up the isle towards the priest*

"Kotomine..." *projects the Azoth dagger*

"KIREI...!!!!!!!!" *stabs siggy through the chest and whirls around, charging a mana burst in hand*

"Läßt!!" *punches the dagger*

*sends telepathic message* oi wrong anime...

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comment 136?? ah just a little more ;P

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#135, The pressure is increasin' Siggy. :3

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Here comes comment #136, you won't escape your fate, Sigurd. :3

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I am a Ninja that trips!! XD lol

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Well comment 136 has come xD ... >n>;; it even exceeded so I'mma write now lol

Spoiler: End of wedding
The wedding part 4

Writer's POV

And now we get on to the climatic part of this wedding.

The door leading to the garden opened dramatically and out came six flaming arrows headed for the unlit candles beside the couple. Most of the candles were lit except one but that was covered by another arrow from the archery club moderator, Mokoto.

"Good try chibi-tan." Mokoto cheered.

Lena looked a bit sad for missing one candle but she was able to sit beside her mother, Alicia.

Alicia gave her daughter a sly smile as we finally move on to the main event of this wedding. The proclamation of husband and wife. By the way everyone was staring in wonder with the candle incident... Yeah... it was that good.

But before we move the scene... Alicia gets a text message from Hayate.

Good job... it seems I'll have to do my end of the bargain too. -- From Hayate.

Now I wonder what "end" of the bargain Hayate is talking about. And isn't texting in the church bad or something? Oh well... we finally move on to the scene everyone is waiting for.

The priest turned to face Fate... not not THAT fate... ugh... let's just get on with it... "Do you, Fate T. Harlaown, take Nanoha Takamachi as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?"

Fate smiled proudly and replied. "I do."

And the priest of course turned to face Nanoha. "And do you, Nanoha Takamachi, take Fate T. Harlaown as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do you part?"

To which of course she smiled and replied: "I do."

Nanoha turned around to face everyone and happily shouted: "I LOVE FATE-CHAN!!!"

Fate flushed and mumbled. "Na... Nanoha... mou..."

Eventually the priest rolled her eyes and prodded Fate. "Go announce it too!"

Fate flushed even more, she was now resembling a tomato. "I... I LOVE YOU MORE NANOHA!!!"

Well she also said it... and as they exited Alicia and Lena sang for the two brides... and after that... a mischievous text message was sent from Alicia to Hayate...

I'll be expecting your end of the bargain soon Hayate. -- From Alicia

Well this is the end of the wedding... if you're all curious as to what I'm inserting... well you'll have to wait till after the reception ;) I like adding mystery even though it's a crack fic lolz.

Waiting for comment 148 <3

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I wonder what Hayate have in stock for our favorite couple.

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HI SIGURD!

.. I'm sorry, but I'll be asking for the spoilers to this tomorrow.. >:P Guess I'll know before everyone else.. unless you decide not to tell me. D: [Which, by the way, I will not allow. I need to know.]

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The sad part is that i wasnt in the reception ;A; i blame mom XD and lol i can wait for the next part i want to see want is hayate planning lol and now for the CAKE!!!

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Lolz great job ad always Gurr-chan~ this brings back some nastolgia, expecially when I screamed "I LOVE FATE-CHAN!!!" *chuckles*

Nyahaha~ I can't wait for more >=D

Now excuse me for this...*ahem* Comment numba 142!!! *kof* *kof* thank you.

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I kind of wait for some kick ass action with explosions, machine guns, helicopters, sunglasses and a Pre Ass Kicking One Liner from Fate. I know she is some secret agent or just so awesome she does thisto impress Nanohafor the lulz. What ever.
Just do it.

orz.

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Man, it sure takes me a lot to pick habits again after a quinda long absense XD
But just reading a little made me hunger for more, post count +1.

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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Great job Sigurd-san... can't wait to see what Hayate has up her sleeve... only bad things can come from her and Alicia working together, bad things I tell ya.

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"Oh dear... I think we just scarred children Signum." I said.
XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOW nice one sig!

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*cough cough* Number 147 is now under my control.
Great chapter Sig, and can't wait for the next update...which should be soon!

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Number 148 is owned... I hope my vote counts. Can't wait to see what happens next. Hayate + Alicia = a heap of trouble

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Well as requested xD After so long... well I just thought you guys forgot about this already xD

Spoiler: Reception part 1

Writer's POV

Well if I were to describe the scene properly... it would go something like this:

They danced at a slow pace to the soft music playing before them. Their eyes not looking anywhere else but at each other's. Smiling like no one was watching them, Fate led Nanoha slowly but surely.

Well... that's how I would have described it normally... but... sadly I'm not in the mood to be normal... so...

They looked at each other lustfully and they looked like they were ready to attack...

Nevermind... let's just stick with the normal one.

The song stopped and they requested for another song... and guess what, they danced again.

Alicia was enjoying things normally from her point of view... silently waiting for Hayate to make a move... intense glances were shared between the too as if saying "I'm waiting for you" to each other.

Anyway... back to the main couple before... people strangle me...

"So... what do you want to do after this dance?" Fate asked, pulling Nanoha closer.

... IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! Oh wait... it's just Vivio... who came from Hayate's direction... this is so... not... well... obviously, bidding good times coming to us... or maybe not...

"MAKE FIERY LOVE LOVE!" Shouted the child.

That is correct... I wish they'd me more straight with themselves instead of openly flirting in public and making people jealous.

Well... the two... just stopped dancing and magically by some power of god the music stopped too...

"V-Vivio!" Fate replied in panic...

Oh dear... things are definitely not boding well for the couple... but maybe for the audience it is? Come on... you all agree with me, right?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... xD Well here goes the update... I hope you enjoy it lolz... and not strangle me for the cliff xD

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Vivio knows how to make a situation awkward, but I wonder what Alicia and Hayate have in mind. :3