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What is Nanoha+Fate in a clinic? [Crack fic Rated M]

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"Vivio! Who taught you this?!"
Good Job, Vivio! No more mushy, lovey-dovey-ness! We need the real deal! -I mean, bad, Vivio, don't shoutsay those things in public! You may offend some narrow-minded people. ...nevermind. Continue to do that.

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Lol, Vivio is awesome!
Her mamas shouldn't be mad at their little girl, deeply in their hearts I'm sure that the both of them wanted to say what Vivio voiced xD

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Sigurd, please stop corrupting little children for the sake of plot developent... We already have Hayate to say those things XD

So many fanfictions, so little time XD

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha!!! XD good one Vivio !!! That made my day :3
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God vivio really cracked me up XD

"Hurry, Mr. Bubbles! I can see angels dancing in the sky."

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This wedding is so much fun... we should have another one soon XD

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Weddings are always fun....expecially ours!!! xD Totally epic :3 lol...Vivio was so cute and inoccent before...never again shall we take her to Hayate-chan's ^ ^;

Good job Gurr-chan! It needs to be longer I tell you, LONGER! LONGER! xD

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Saw this picture of a Volks Dollfie Dream Fate doll at last weekends Tokyo Doll Show and remembered this story. So I saved a copy.

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i like that doll...

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ahehehehehe... well >_>;; It went over what I was expecting so I'm getting my ass to writing xD

Spoiler: Reception part 2

Well we all know Hayate has been specially training Vivio... I wonder what's going to happen next? I can only wonder

...

Nahh... I'm the god of this little snippet of literature... so... please insert evil laughter here.

Well anyway... We were hearing crickets the entire minute everyone absorbed what Vivio just said.

"That's what I heard from Auntie Hayate." An innocent grin etched on her face.

A little too innocent if you ask me but... whatever... it sure is gaining the momentum in the story you know.

"Er... you shouldn't listen to her Vivio..." Fate tried to recover.

Which... ended in failure because her daughter is apparently smart.

"But... you always send me to her place!" She says, of course puffing out her cheeks.

Fate was dumbfounded.

Of course... with a daughter that can think of comebacks like that... who can argue? Anyway... moving on...

"That is... uhm... well... You have point there..." Fate replied shakily.

Honestly though... who can argue?

Before all hell broke loose... Nanoha came in with a slice of cake.

"Vivio~ How about some cake?" She said.

"Sugoi(amazing)! Can I eat it?" The child asked with glee... her attention diverted.

Nanoha leaned in to whisper to Fate. "Maybe we should shorten her time with Vivio..."

"I... Think... I agree..." Fate said, after giving it much thought.

Well... there's should always be a replacement for something... I wonder what though...

Do you know?

Lolz... Well had fun reading the reception again... xD Next up... Fate has some issues with... >_> Breakfast food... :O And as much as I wanted to make it longer... I can't ^_^;; I have some... >_>;; laughter issues atm... so... it'll take a while lolz...

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No Vivio... the cake is a lie!

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Lol, portal joke~.

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It seems Vivio's the boss in the family.

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XD I love this story~ Vivio (thanks a lot Gurr-chaaaan..) was really...funny that day ^ ^; in a good way? Iono...xD

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Spoiler: Reception part 3

While Vivio was busy eating cake... Nanoha announces something that can be her demise... or her fortune... no matter how you look at this paragraph, it just simply means that the story is going to progress.

"Fate-chan is my man~" She announced gleefully.

"Hmm... I am... am I?" Fate asked.

"Yep, you're my man~" Nanoha repeats.

Vivio stops eating cake, which I wonder why: because kids LOVE cake. I wonder what kind of comment she'll come up with next... We're all excited, aren't we?

"But..." The child tilts her head a bit. "Fate-mama doesn't have a hotdog..."

Fate turned red. And the room was silent again, except for the crickets. It makes you wonder how much Hayate can teach in a few months, doesn't it?

"WHO SAID I EVEN HAD A HOTDOG?" Fate stared imminently at the kid... hopefully not melting the confidence she has in asking these awesome questions. "And where did you learn that from, Vivio?"

"Whaaa?" Nanoha was in shock...

Well of course she is... seriously, if you see your daughter spouting all kinds of amazing things wouldn't you be surprised?

Vivio just gave a smile and says, "Auntie Hayate."

I guess... that was the last straw...

Nanoha nudged Fate. "Maybe... we should stop the visits altogether..."

Fate just simply nodded in agreement...

For every replacement... there is more trouble... I wonder who is going to step up to the challenge of taking care of Vivio?

Mehehehehe....... :)

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*raises hand excitedly* me, ME!

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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I love it when you spoil your upcoming chapters to me. 8DD

<333 These two are just so epic. 8D

DID YOU GET THE HOTDOG IDEA FROM ME? o: HATTDUUGG! =))=))

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I'm afraid any possible replacement for Hayate would be almost as evil as her. XD

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Lol, this chapter was very funny :D

Vivio + Hayate are an explosive combination, they should keep spending time together, definitely XD

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LOL! xD that was epic! I need moar Gurr-chan, MOAR >:3

Comment numba 169!!

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haa so silly! vivio has an excellent memory.

Yuuno offered his help to watch vivio...will u take him up on the offer, Sigurd?
hee

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Wow that was funny XDD lol hotdog ( i almost laugh outloud in school library and i am suppose to do essay which i am not xD) anyway if it were me i probably make the house explode XD trying to take care vivio (why do i get the feeling i will get tape in the floor >.> <.<) anyway can wait for more ;3

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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FINALLY >:I I've been getting impatient on comment 172 XD

Spoiler: Reception part 4

Sometimes... destiny is just so inescapable, isn't it? Nanoha looked at Vita, pondering if she should allow her to take care of Vivio...

Well, with me, that's ALWAYS the wrong decision...

"Ne, ne... Vita-san, what does "baka-chi" mean?" Vivio asked, innocently.

Sometimes... I don't even know where this child gets all of these questions from... I guess we can't blame her... curiosity is such a good thing right now isn't it?

'Crap! She heard me!' Vita thought to herself. "Eh... Eh... why don't you go ask Auntie Hayate?"

This is starting to spell doom for the Principal... I hope she doesn't get murdered after this... or worse... super-rage starlight breaker oh wait... that isn't available in this universe... Anyway, Poor Vivio... well... maybe not so poor... she'll eventually click the wrong website somewhere along the way and join the ranks of the super perverts out there.

And apparently... Hayate's explanation had 'bunny in bed' somewhere along the way.

"Mamas... what did Auntie Hayate mean when she said, 'Nanoha-mama is bunny in bed'?" She asked.

Both of them looked at Vivio... unable to explain. Has she finally left her mothers so speechless? Nanoha's mouth was a perfect 'O' when she heard her name. Well, it is a rather accurate observation, correct?

"Er..." Fate began.

"I'll take this one for you Fate." Mokoto Segawa, a friend of Fate's and also a supporter of this couple, said.

"NO DON'T!" Fate said, knowing too well that it could mean her utter destruction.

"You see Vivio, it just means Nanoha-mama is energetic in bed. Ain't that right Nanoha?" Mokoto said, before he could be stopped by Fate.

Vita laughed and Nanoha turned red.

Nanoha scratched her cheek, "Y-Yes... Energetic...." Although she wished for a better way to phrase it she had to stick with this one for now.

"Energetic... In bed?" Vivio asked, tilting her head to the side again.

"NO! WAIT, WHAT?! OH YES!" Fate spluttered out, thinking incoherently already.

Well, panic has stricken this little reception... haha...

Mokoto continued his explanation, "Nanoha just moves a lot is all." He said.

Nanoha smiled uncomfortably, "Moko-san..."

"You know how you move around when you sleep, right?" he said.

Vivio made a thinking position. "So... Nanoha-mama likes to make Fate-mama scream in bed?"

Oh the hysteria... I wonder what reactions Nanoha and Fate will offer to that... Sadly, part four ends here... because I can't really continue laughing... hehehehe...

THERE YOU GO XD UPDATED 8D >_>; I believe I laughed too much while writing this one XD Comment... 180 :3

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Vivio is evil, I say ! A demon with an angel face ! XD

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lol, Vivio. I start to think she do that on purpose.

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Why do I get a feeling that something really worst will happen well actually stupid like I always do xD I always seem ti explode people even without trying -scoff- getting out of topic lol anyway I get the feeling that the cake make all of vivio asking really interesting question xD well can wait of both Fate and Nanoha reaction hope they don't destroy something 8D

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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Ah, the next update on the wedding reception. What joy this is! I've been waitin' for this luv and by God it was great. Vivio asking questions, Hayate filling her head with those questions, Nanoha and Fate getting befuddled because of those questions, and Moko saving, or trying to save, them from those questions. It's just how I remembared it. Now, if only my memory can serve me in letting me know what happens next? Anyways, good luck in checking the archives for the next bit Siggy luv, and good luck in writin' the next instalment. 'Till than, cheers! ^^

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I just read all the parts tonight, and I must say Sigurd, you made me laugh all the way through. Your added point of view is a great touch too. Can't wait to read more.

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LOL Gurr-chan! I can't stop laughing xDD wooow...I still remember how that happened, and gosh...*sweetdrops* Vivio is adorablly (<-- not a word! :P) evil. Hehe need moar!

Update soon!

P.S numba 179! Need one more!