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What is Nanoha+Fate in a clinic? [Crack fic Rated M]

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lol, wow, it's just one question after another with Vivio... Why do I get a feeling that Hayate plants these questions in Vivio's head on purpose so she can watch her friends' reactions? I mean seriously, I can totally see Hayate having an album in her computer of the reactions made by Fate and Nanoha, just so she can have a good laugh at the two.
Anyway, great job, can't wait to see how they answer Vivio's question now.

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180 is here! Where's mah update Siggy?!

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Just bringin' it up, I don't know if you'll put it in or not, but after the perverted questions by Vivio, and the much appreciated help by Moko in answering those questions, didn't I try tah make Fate drink a beer? Yeah I think that's what happened, then Moko came up with an idea of his to own to get Fate tah drink somethin' alcoholic and than I'm pretty sure stuff blew up after that...or they cut the cake.

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*Hides the cake* The cake never existed, so let's go with option one, hm?

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Man I am sad I wasn't there ): but I glad I was in the wedding but still sad I miss the weird moments lol

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Spoiler: 8D

So... continuing from that cliffhanger we left from... Fate... turned red... as if her face wasn't a couple of minutes ago and Nanoha... well... Nanoha's mouth was an 'O' again. And everyone just nodded away, as if confirming.

Moko couldn't quite defend the couple anymore and he muttered something not really helpful: "Well, you guys are KINDA loud... I mean... I've walked passed that door a few times to work..."

Thankfully, Vivio didn't hear that... or else the world will be doomed.

Nanoha quickly rebutted with a, "W-We were watching TV...!"

Fate... couldn't do anything else but support Nanoha. "Y-Yeah! It's just TV!"

Vivio tilted her head a bit, of course watching cartoons and all that she wondered if it really WAS TV... "...That happens on TV?"

"Er..." Fate began.

"It's just TV~!" Nanoha said, trying to calm down the hysterical situation.

"Animal Planet Vivio..." Fate said, laughing nervously.

ANIMAL PLANET?! Well.......... that probably... works too... Maybe...

Nanoha chuckles and tugs Fate. "Animal Planet?"

Fate flushed a bit. "Y-Yes..."

Vivio, for the first time--maybe--doubts her mamas and announces, "Maybe I should go ask Auntie Hayate..."

LOLZ XD >_> I can't wait to know what Hayate is going to say XDD And uh... sorry for the shortness x-x >_> I kind of ran out of motivation for today

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I'm eager to know what Hayate's going to say to her little apprentice. XD

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-falls down laughing- lololol that was short yet funny especially when Nanoha said that it was TV and Fate then said it was Animal Planet XDDD and i get the bad feeling that worst is yet to come lol

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Oh no!!! Not Hayate... Vivio is going to get information overload.

possible scenario:
Fate runs ahead of Vivio, quickly finding Hayate and dragging her outside the hall and to a nearby closet where she proceeds to lock her in until the reception is over.
Vivio: Has anyone seen Aunt Hayate?
Fate looks around innocently: huh, guess she had to leave early.
In a dark closet, Hayate scratches her head: aww man, what did I do now?

And Animal Planet?!? That's just too funny. Bet Fate's never going to hear the end of that one.

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Thanks for the update~
I just wish the chapters were a bit longer >.<

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Dear lord, poor Fate and Nanoha are going to have grey hairs coming in soon. xD Awesome and like A. I wish the chapters were a little longer, but every update from you is amazing, no matter the size.

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Ah good times that was, now all we really need is Fate to 'respectfully' deny drinkin' alcohol (that BOTH myself -guiness- and Moko -whatevar he ordered- offered to buy for Fate, even though she does drink scotch the way it is!) and than cut the cake...and than make things explode and we'll be good. Oh! And Vivio needs tah also find a computer *cough*laptopinbriefcase*cough* somewhare now, and I think it will be the reception.

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LOL I sooo remember that! Hehehe I didn't expect Fate-chan to say "Animal Planet" but hey...it kinda makes sense??? xD *chuckles* that's for the update Gurr-chan, I agree with Haru-san. WE NEED LONGER CHAPTERS *cough*please*cough*

Ooo snaps I wonder what Hayate-chan's going to say~ this HAS to be good xD

Anyways...numba 192!! Gurr-chan get up! Time tah write! > < Yosh!

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Spoiler: dun dun dun...
Well... we were all waiting for this moment, weren't we? I know how you feel: very, very impatient. Now then... continuing from where we left off...

"No DONT!" Fate tried, of course getting another question.

"Why not? Auntie Hayate seems to know a lot about these things..."

"Because... she wouldn't know..." Nanoha reasoned.

Again... Vivio gave that look of doubt. "Really?"

Fate facepalmed. "Now I know why you know so much... they're false information." Turning red in the process.

"AUNTIE HAYATE!!!" Vivio announced, looking for her.

"Er... VIVIO!!!" Fate cried, but that cry obviously fell on deaf ears.

... Haha... Poor Fate-chan.

Anyway...

Our mischevious principal... has been, obviously talking Vivio into asking these awesome questions. We all are wondering what's next... to tell the truth, for the people who were in the reception this shouldn't be coming as a surprise to you, instead reminisce the final awesome question she asks.

... or maybe... not final. That depends.

Here comes the moment of truth... the moment we find out what Hayate has been telling Vivio while I was stalling you.

"... What's a nookie?" The child asks.

The room fell silent, no one could find a 'right' explanation for the kid...

Reo, came out of the blue and offered Fate to go to the bar. Something Fate didn't want to do at the current situation.

"Enough of this embarrassment. Fate! Let me be the tah buy you a guinness. Let yer wife handle that, come on."

Ehh... Is he trying to hit on Fate? I don't know. But whatever... that leaves Nanoha having to answer... hehe...

So... Back to Vivio...

"It's... a kind of cookie?" Nanoha replied, sweatdropping.

Well... that's reasonable because it rhymes... but you should be telling her it's what you do in bed with Fate!

OH NO WHAT IS VIVIO GOING DO NEXT?! Wait and see.

Lolz... THERE longer XD I was laughing wierdly with this one xD >_> Anyway.......

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-burst out laughing- XD!!!! Lol Vivio with your awesome question lol can wait for next one -still laughing- I am glad I wasn't driking anything when I was reading this xDD

~what happen if nanoha and fate are real~

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*rolls off the bed laughing* oh snap! xD I totally remember that! I actually forgot about it...but now i remember xD good update Gurr-chan! But me still need more! > < the more the better I say :P I agree with Moni-chan...I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything *chuckles* xDD

Moar!

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I'm curious to see what'll happen next time ! XD

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Hell yeah! That was an awsome chapter Sig and I can't wait tah see what happens next meself, update soon! ^^

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XD nice siggy XD..
Reo nano's gona kill you ya know that? XD
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Spoiler: Eh.. what the heck, I'm impatient.
Vivio Takamachi, the girl with the most awesome questions for her mothers has finally begun to doubt Nanoha Takamachi. How will she retaliate against her monstrous curiosity?

Let's just say, I magically put a bag behind her back and some wifi in the reception area... hehehehahahahahaha.... Ahem.

She immediately relied on the most reliable search engine there is(not!)! GEWGLEY EYES!

She points to a picture of two... eh... "Ne, ne Mama! What's this?"

Oh boy Nanoha now what are you going to do?

She tried leading Vivio away from the magical laptop that I put in her back. Oh wait here we go Fate runs to Vivio and covers her eyes.

"They were wrestling! ... Yes! Wrestling..." Nanoha tried to reason out with the child.

Well, you sound unconvincing dear, try to sound a bit more ooooh~ Fate is staring at Nanoha.

"Nanoha..."

And Nanoha sweat-dropped and stared back.

"Wrestling?" Came the innocent question from the child.

And at the same time Fate leans to whisper to Nanoha... "Why'd you let her gewgley eyes it?"

Nanoha was excuse-less... "I don't know... It's like that back pack came out of nowhere!"

Haha... right you are... hehehe....

Finally Nanoha goes back to vivio and says, "Yes... they were wrestling..."

Vivio tilts her head. "With toys?"

OOO~ what TOYS could you possibly be referring to, little one?

"Herrr... Yes! It's a new type of wrestling!" Nanoha blushed.

Oh boy... new type of wrestling? I don't know where Nanoha gets these excuses but they sure are amusing... haha...

THERE. D8< It's so agonizing to wait for two more comments. So I'm putting this here!

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Nanoha seems to have an endless stock of answers ready for Vivio XD
I just wonder what question our little devil will ask to embarass her mothers even more.

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Oh, the old wrestling excuse... Poor Nanoha and Fate, the next time they want to engage in that kind of "sport" they'd be too scared to do anything xD

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IT'S 202! D :<

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Oh God, what fun was that moment during the reception. Your bringin' back lots of good memories Siggy, keep at it luv.
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i wish i was really there lol xD
#204 two to go~

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You know how embarrassing it was coming up with the excuses? T//T Gurr-chan you meanie. Tho it is bringing back memories, funny memories. I got to admit, the excuses Fate and I made were priceless xD

Need an update Gurr-chan!!!

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"It's a new type of wrestling!" Yeah that IS priceless XD Now when will THAT begin airing on WWE SmackDown?

(206 YAY)

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Spoiler: TRAGEDY!
Tragedy stikes! Fate-chan is dizzy(she can't be pregnant now can she? ... It's a possibility... Nanoha... WHEN did you do her?!)!

It's a good thing though, it was already in the car when she went down with the sickness. Nanoha was incredibly worried and after they got off the taxi she carried Fate bridal-style to their room.

...

Complete, of course, with the gigantic bed.

Moving on.

"Fate-chan stay here, I'll go get a thermome--

Before she could even get up Fate took Nanoha's hand mumbling "I'm ok, so please stay here" a number of times.

~xXoXx~

Meanwhile, outside the Yagami residence...

"Auntie Hayate... they left me with you again..." Vivio said... almost crying at the fact.

"Oh no~ Don't worry Vivio-chan~ I'll take good care of you~"

Vivio smiled at this fact and entered Hayate's house.

At this point in time I kind of wonder what happened to the resolve of our favorite couple about avoiding to leave their sweet and innocent child with a certain Hayate Yagami. That will have to wait. Guess who was their to greet them.

"Einhart...san..." Vivio said slowly.

Einhart put on a smile and says, "Vivio. How was the reception?"

"It was fun~" Vivio replied, too happily.

"I'm sorry I couldn't go... I had to do a project with my class--

Vivio put a finger on her lips. "Excuses later." And she closed the distance between them until it was absolute zero.

Wow. I didn't know... or maybe I did. But one thing is for sure. That was a kiss right there... and a sexy one too.

GASP. NAUGHTY VIVIO! >_> You already KNEW what you were talking about... and you did that in front of your aunt who... eh...

Hayate: ;P AGREES!

...

Right.

Well. This will be it for the time being. I'm starting on a new project see, and I want to know what it'll turn out to be. If anyone is interested just go to my profile here and click my personal link... but it's not up now but it will be soon.

Also, all my other projects will be postponed for the time being... to give way for this one. I hope you understand.

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Nanoha carrying Fate in bridal style is always a nice view. Specially when it's to a giant bed :D

And naughty Vivio, indeed... well, I won't complain.

So, what is this new planned fic about?

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Hurr. Surprise is surprise. You guys will see it once I post it on FF.net

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