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The World Revolves Around You (Update: In My Head and Puzzle Pieces)

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My inner animal would be a slug. I'm a slug on the inside. Slow and squishy. :3

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Memo to self... turn this piece of steaming poo into an epik fail oneshot.

Thanks to Joku-chan for inspiring this one. >:U

Nanoha: Hi Mr.Petshop-guy! I want a pet.
Petshop-Guy: Okay, what kind of pet?
Nanoha: I want a pet that's cute yet vicious.
Petshop-guy: Hm, I think we have one of those... follow me please.
-Nanoha follows the Petshop-guy and sees a big yellow dog with red eyes-
PG: We like to call her Fate. She's strong, proud, and most of all... pretty as hell! Look at that glistening furcoat, stunning ruby-red eyes, firm buttocks!
Nanoha: -pets Fate- Eh, she's cute, but I have one at home that's waaaaayyyy more "submissive" than this. I need a pet I can throw at the wall and have it bounce back.
PG: Uh... are you interested in a racoon dog?
Nanoha: No, they're fun, but not what I'm looking for.
PG: ... do you want a bazooka?
*Nanoha: Got one.
PG: Well, why don't you go look around, and just tell me when you find what you're looking for./
*Nanoha: Okay, thanks mister.
-Nanoha walks around the shop and finds the perfect pet and rushes to the Petshop-Guy-
*Nanoha: I found the perfect pet!!! -grabs PG by the collar and drags him away-
-Nanoha leads PG to a small animal with a sleek fur coat, a ridiculous ahoge, and green eyes-
Nanoha: I want that one.
PG: That's...
Nanoha: A ferret. I want it.
PG: >__> You sure you don't want the dog?
Nanoha: No, I want the ferret. He look pretty badass.
PG: He's playing with a ball with a bell inside. He's a total pussy.
Nanoha: o_o... I thought this was a female ferret.
Yuuno: orz

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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A slug...haha, nice, like the squishy part...
Nice little oneshot. She didn't want Fate! Haha, Yuuno is definitely a female...Fate is pretty submissive but Yuuno is much more "bounce backable"

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The one back home was the real Fate, while the dog was just... a dog named Fate.

:3 Yes, I r squishy. My nickname was "Squishy" before, then again, so was "Yellow Snow".

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Oh I see, makes sense...poor Yuuno, he turned into one of those stress release balls you squeeze real hard when stresses or mad.
Really surprised you chose slug though...squishy I get but yellow snow? I know Yuki is snow right but yellow?

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:P

Yeah... actually, a stereotype about Asians is that our skin is yellow... <__< So being full Japanese I = full Asian. My name is Yuki which means "snow" so... .-. Yellow snow.

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Oh, I see, yeah it is a stereotype, not all Asians are yellow skinned. There are regions in Asia like Russia were their skin is white and India were it is darker brown. But chinese, korean, and japanese are pretty much in between...yellow I guess. Yellow snow...I think I like squishy better :P

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Yeppers~

.__.;; I gotta find someone who's good at photo-editing... @__@

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( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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photo-editing? hm...maybe Jokul-san...sorry, computers (electronics in general) hate me T T *sniff*

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Or maybe I can get off of my lazy-butt and do it myself. >:T

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Haha, you're not lazy...aren't you at work though? Oh you can do it yourself, that is very cool

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I'm hiding from my wife... x__x she's in her "yanmama" mode. So I'll either sleep on the couch and get kicked off by the dog, or I can stay at work where... get this... I'll be heading off to by 7am. 8D So lose, lose situation.

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Ouch, that is a lose lose situation..."yanmama" mode...haha, you get kicked off by your dog, is it because it is big? What work at 7! This is a tough one...best of luck with your chose...whichever one it is

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Yeah... x__x; My dog is HUUUUGGEEEE!!

I'm trying to draw the cover for anthology, but I'm like... drawing a blank. :P

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( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Oh, than I guess it is impossible to fight it back for the couch, your couch is too comfy I guess.
Oh, anthology...haha a blank, don't worry it will come to you and then it will be finished before you know it...that is like me and the time, when I look up from the things I was doing and see the time, I am like oh shoot!

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I know... but I wanna do something special for it... I don't know how to put it exactly... o_o;;

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( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Something special that hold a lot of meaning...don't worry, you'll think of something. You are the leader of Team Gemini, writer of various fanfictions. You wrote like 5 versions of you make me melt, I'm sure you can think of something special. Fighting!

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That's the thing... underneath all of that... I'm really quite unimaginative. o_o; My ENTIRE wardrobe is nothing but black and white, and if my wife didn't buy me clothes, I swear, I'd wear nothing but black. <__<;

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Aw don't say that, you just need the right spark and inspiration that's all...black and white...that doesn't mean you are unimaginative, it just means you like black and white...the styles are different right? So you buy the black ones and she buys the white ones...haha, you two match :P
If you are unimaginative but can write so many versions of one story then what about the people who can't even write one *cough cough*

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Before all this, I was all for the Inu Yasha... >__> I drew a perfect sketch of him once, I think it's still on my old DeviantArt page that I shared with a friend of mine. Anyways, I just tried to draw Fate and guess what... v___v It became Inu Yasha... D:

Fate = InuYasha
Nanoha = Kagome
Yuuno = Hojo
Bardiche = Tessaiga

Epik. Win!

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Haha, I can see the connection, Fate does have the same type of long hair...well I'm sort of glad you switched to NanoFate so we can read so many fluffy stoires. Now I might imagine Inuyasha when I see Fate again :P

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<__< I'll try to draw a Fate-Yasha for you.

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Oh thanks *bow*, very excited...Fate-Yasha

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With the little dog ears and everything~

Dreams do come true! 8D

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AW, I can imagine it now :P If Fate was an animal then she really fits well as a dog.

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Yeppers. I actually have a story planned for the anthology where Fate is a dog. She'll pull a Kanon~

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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Oh, sounds like a real winner there...can't wait...now I'm going to be too excited to sleep :P jk

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baaahhhhhhhhhh.... <__< is the sound a sheep makes.

Anyways, wife just txt messaged me and told me to get my sluggy self home. >: So Anon, I bid you adieu.

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol

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haha, better get going or else even the couch will be taken.:P Adieu then Yuki

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;.; She forgot to pick me up...

Dreams do come true! 8D

( ì x î ) I feel sorry for that little girl. Lol