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Hello forum members, just for fun I decided to create the following list. Please add to it if you have any interesting tidbits about your obsession with NanoFate shipping (or Nanoha series in general).

You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when...

- you wrote 20 NanoFate fanfics... and Yuuno-kun dies a horrible death in every one of them

- when you found out Chrono is married to Amy, you removed his name from your Death Note

- you * Squee! * when you heard that Vivio has two "mamas"

- you got a nosebleed when you saw Fate taking off her clothes to get into THAT GIANT BED with Nanoha

- you threaten to "starlight-breaker" anyone in anime forums who claims that ferret-boy is raising Vivio along with Nanoha

- you think the best way to befriend the opposition is through superior firepower

- whenever you see Nanoha's eyes hidden in the shadow of her hair... you know somebody's gonna get a whupping

- you memorized all 4 forms of Fate's barrier jacket and can debate intelligently the pros and cons of Sonic Drive vs. Lightning Form

- you were wondering why it took Hayate four whole years to get her own unit... then you remembered that the "B" in TSAB stands for "Bureau(cracy)"

- you learned Italian just so you could keep track of all The Numbers

- you're convinced that Raging Heart Excelion Mode with the cartridge system is the best powerup since sliced-bread

- You organized a sports team, and you ranked your players as SS+, SS, S, AA, etc.

- when you have a big big file in your computer full with a lot of NanoFate fanart and you alwys look for more. (Added by Nura)

- you put all your Fate and Nanoha figurines together to reunite the couple, and put them in varying positions (particularly +18 ones). (Added by langrisser)

- you search day in and day out for NanoFate douijishins that have not yet been translated...on google (Added by Anonymous)

- You spend hours on end reading through this NanoFate website and trying to think of something to add to this line :p (Added by Alicia Testarossa)

- you laugh at what is written in this thread and agree with them (Added by Alavon)

- u found this Nanofate website XD (Added by Deady)

- Hearing the name Yuuno makes you want to kill Ferrets around the globe (Added by Alicia Testarossa)

- if you only play Nanoha StrikerS Weiss Schwarz out of the other TCG! :3 (Added by NanoFaito)

- all you ever do in MBA is spend countless hours having those two battle each other since you cant make up your mind as to which one of them is stronger lolz (Added by Alicia Testarossa)

- you can't stand the sight of a male pen*s in any of your nanoha doujin. Futa's okay though (Added by motaku96)

- You postpone an Omiai (yeah thats right! an OMIAI!!!) to go see the movie >.>; (Added by Alicia Testarossa)

* You wish you could live in Mid Childna so that you can always visit the Takamachi family often (Added by Android_Chaos)

* You want Yukari Tamura and Nana Mizuki to sing Queen songs together (And kiss?!) o/////O) I was born... to love you...! (Added by Android_Chaos)

* You train a lot to become a combat mage so that you can watch them in action! (Added by Android_Chaos)

* Just by looking at NanoFate, you have become gay! XDDDD (Added by Android_Chaos)

* One day you will have a threesome with cute Nanoha and Fate cosplayers! (Works even better if you're a girl!) (Added by Android_Chaos)

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Really funny xD. I add one more:

-when you have a big big file in your computer full with a lot of NanoFate fanart and you alwys look for more.

This one is great xDDD:

"you were wondering why it took Hayate four whole years to get her own unit... then you remembered that the "B" in TSAB stands for "Bureau(cracy)"

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Yup, it's a funny thing. :3

-you put all your Fate and Nanoha figurines together to reunite the couple, and put them in varying positions (particularly +18 ones).

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-you search day in and day out for NanoFate douijishins that have not yet been translated...on google

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I got one:

You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when...

--You spend hours on end reading through this NanoFate website and trying to think of something to add to this line :p

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That was a good one, Alicia. It made me laugh a lot which was bad on my part because of my throat... >.<;

My turn...

You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when:

-you laugh at what is written in this thread and agree with them

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hahaha nice post :3
but i can't really agree on the last pointer you gave yuuno.
It makes you a total loser when u say that.

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You're right, NanoFaito ^_^;

How about we replace the last one with:
- You organized a sports team, and you ranked your players as SS+, SS, S, AA, etc.

By the way thanks to everyone who contributed to this list! I got a good laugh out of them

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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About your comment on "Befriending the enemy through superior firepower". I was reminded of this scene and can sorta imagine Nanoha doing this just to "say hello" lolz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWIJOW1rnvc

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Your right Alicia-chan! See Arnold is such a friendly guy XD

Since Nanoha is the "bombardment specialist" mage, I guess she'll be using her Axel Shooter or Excelion Buster (instead of the machinegun) to do her "greetings"...

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Well, actually, I'd threaten to Riot Blade or Riot Zamber anyone who claims that Ferret-boy is raising Vivio with Nanoha... That, or I'd go Rockman Zero series on them, hitting them with an overpowered Omega Saber, 7-hit-murder-comboing them, or just punch the ground and heal myself while knocking the NanoYuuno fan dead to oblivion.

I mean, Starlight Breaker is powerful, but it's more fun to slash them away or incinerate them, because you hear their screams of pain and terror. Meanwhile, with Starlight Breaker, the attack would instantly disintegrate the enemy, which wouldn't be as fun, because you don't hear their screams of terror.

Most of what's up there fits me, but not all of it.

'Tis the will of all things good... to annialate all that oppose NanoFate.(Well, liberate them into our fandom only by force).. from the power (or threat of use of) of the RMZ4 space laser, Ragnarok.

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lolz potential sadistic killer :3

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NanoFaito wrote:
lolz potential sadistic killer :3

Yeah... That, and an overboard RPer... Cross my path and everyone gets burned... Even me... XD

'Tis the will of all things good... to annialate all that oppose NanoFate.(Well, liberate them into our fandom only by force).. from the power (or threat of use of) of the RMZ4 space laser, Ragnarok.

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I hate u yuuno!! lolololol XD
*yes yunno thread op and the real yuuno *

all of them err random list is a direct hit at me
except i dont write fanfic .. well not yet
XD dont wanna kill u guys with my grammar lmao ~

:3 nice thread <3

-You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when...
u found this Nanofate website XD

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Deady wrote:
I hate u yuuno!!...

Yeah... I got lots of those around here for some reason xD

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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did i just say we're harmless? hahahah...
nice thread! ^_^ but i don't have one now... i guess all of my reason for being a nanafate fan is all there already... heheheh... ^^

I just want to change my avatar... ^_^

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How about this one?

You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when...

Hearing the name Yuuno makes you want to kill Ferrets around the globe

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hm... this one should be included in my opinion:

if you only play Nanoha StrikerS Weiss Schwarz out of the other TCG! :3

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Alicia Testarossa wrote:
Hearing the name Yuuno makes you want to kill Ferrets around the globe

You know... with the amount of death threats I receive DAILY, I'm seriously considering writing a "Yuuno x Lieze Twins" fanfic just to get them off my back xD

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Heres one that hits home for me...

You know you are a NanoFate fanatic when all you ever do in MBA is spend countless hours having those two battle each other since you cant make up your mind as to which one of them is stronger lolz

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When you can't stand the sight of a male pen*s in any of your nanoha doujin. Futa's okay though.

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haha some might accept that but not me i guess...
i prefer they make it a pure yuri than a futa... though when it comes to magical stuff they also like to make them a futa but i still prefer if they just proceed with normal yuri.

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Well, I too am not big on futanari. Besides, it's canon that neither Nanoha nor Fate is hermaphrodite, so it'd pretty much not be extending the canon, which is what doujins are to do...

I declare that anyone who writes a doujinshi of the Nanoha series that interferes with any of the yuri pairings will be terminated and all his work will be destroyed as he is destroyed...

What?

Yuuno and Chrono are to stay OUT of Nanoha's, Fate's, Arf's, Hayate's, and Hayate's Harem's business. The fact that Chrono and Amy married is something we are to rub into every fan-fic-writer's face to get them to remove their fanfics.

NanoFate is canon, and that's that.

'Tis the will of all things good... to annialate all that oppose NanoFate.(Well, liberate them into our fandom only by force).. from the power (or threat of use of) of the RMZ4 space laser, Ragnarok.

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10megaman wrote:
Well, I too am not big on futanari. Besides, it's canon that neither Nanoha nor Fate is hermaphrodite, so it'd pretty much not be extending the canon, which is what doujins are to do...

I declare that anyone who writes a doujinshi of the Nanoha series that interferes with any of the yuri pairings will be terminated and all his work will be destroyed as he is destroyed...

What?

Yuuno and Chrono are to stay OUT of Nanoha's, Fate's, Arf's, Hayate's, and Hayate's Harem's business. The fact that Chrono and Amy married is something we are to rub into every fan-fic-writer's face to get them to remove their fanfics.

NanoFate is canon, and that's that.

Amen. :3

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10megaman wrote:
Well, I too am not big on futanari. Besides, it's canon that neither Nanoha nor Fate is hermaphrodite, so it'd pretty much not be extending the canon, which is what doujins are to do...

I just have to clear up this possible misconception. Doujins are in no way canon.

Anyway, I also prefer normal yuri. Though I do not shun futa is all I'm saying. Any nanoha doujins that have a male, get deleted immediately. Except for erioxcaro of course. But everything else goes. Well I haven't read one yet, but a yuunoxchrono sounds like it'd be fun to read.(>.<)

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motaku96 wrote:
10megaman wrote:
Well, I too am not big on futanari. Besides, it's canon that neither Nanoha nor Fate is hermaphrodite, so it'd pretty much not be extending the canon, which is what doujins are to do...

I just have to clear up this possible misconception. Doujins are in no way canon.

Anyway, I also prefer normal yuri. Though I do not shun futa is all I'm saying. Any nanoha doujins that have a male, get deleted immediately. Except for erioxcaro of course. But everything else goes. Well I haven't read one yet, but a yuunoxchrono sounds like it'd be fun to read.(>.<)


I know doujins are not canon, but the purpose of doujins is often to show the fan's views on how the series should be extended, and even possibly expand upon what's in the canon.

'Tis the will of all things good... to annialate all that oppose NanoFate.(Well, liberate them into our fandom only by force).. from the power (or threat of use of) of the RMZ4 space laser, Ragnarok.

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This one is true for me...silly relatives wont leave me alone ><

You know you're a NanoFate fanatic when...

You postpone an Omiai (yeah thats right! an OMIAI!!!) to go see the movie >.>;

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Omiai? sorry i didn't catch that...

I just want to change my avatar... ^_^

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Hahaha! You postponed it to see the movie!? You rock! XD

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Yeah, its being postponed until after the movie. That was the deal I made with them. Either it moves to AFTER the movie...or I don't go...PERIOD! XD