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When you used to absolutely hate lolicon but changed your mind after seeing NanoFate fanart.

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*blush*

When you are married to their daughter and refer to both of them as Nanoha-mama and Fate-mama.

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When you read other yuri mangas and all you picture is Nanoha and Fate....and example would be this manga I discovered. The cat girl reminds me of Nanoha and the dog girl reminds me of Fate :3
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/my_irritated_wife#1

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That was cute :3

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Wasn't it?!?!?!
I think it's funny how as they got older Nanoha and Fate's personalities changed. Like during the first and second season she was kinda dog-like then during the third season she started becoming more cat-like. And Fate was more cat-like during the first and second seasons but turned into a more dog-like person in Strikers and especially in many fanfics lol.

Kinda like an opposites attract type thing haha :3

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I just read it, and, being a Nostalgia Critic fan, I had to laugh at the end when she said "I love you wife"

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On the last one

"* One day you will have a threesome with cute Nanoha and Fate cosplayers! (Works even better if you're a girl!)"

There should be an additional note of "bonus points if you yourself are cosplaying as Hayate".

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Testing out your new blade on a certain ferret boy if he or Nanoha so much as shows an interest in each other.

Downloading NanoFate doujins without a second thought.

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I like this couple even better.

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Just kidding everyone ;)

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Speaking of testing out blades, I feel like having ferret for dinner tonight.

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you know you're a Nanoha x Fate fanatic when

  • In your fan fictions, while everyone else refers to Fate as "Fate", you have Nanoha refer to her as Feito (and Vivio uses "Feito-mama")
  • You write Sono Hanabira fan fictions involving a quite and caring "Feito" and a sweet and forward "Nanoha" who becomes overly violent when anything happens to Feito
  • You have every Sound Track and Sound Stage on your iPod/iPhone but you have changed every cover image to be of Nanoha and Fate either kissing or cuddling
  • In your dreams you assume the role of Nanoha or Fate, and you live a happy married life with the other (regardless of your own gender)
  • You are willing to pay any amount of money to get the Nendoroid Plus Plushie Series of Nanoha and Fate
  • After getting all Nendoroid Plus Plushie Series of Nanoha and Fate and you sleep with them, in the middle of the night you wake up and frantically find/reposition every one of them in your arms so they are all correctly paired together
  • In your fan fiction where you bring back Alicia, Nanoha sees her as a "Feito-wannabee"
  • In any H content where Nanoha or Fate is with a guy and there is no rape or netorare, your mind automatically morphs the guy into the missing partner but as a futa
  • it would be normal for Fate or Nanoha to lock themselves away in the Infinite Library alone (kicking Yuuno out) and learn of a way to form a fully working male p**** for the sole purpose of being able to impregnate the other so Vivio have a little sister
  • when normally a child walking in on their parents making love would cause permanent mental damage, Nanoha and Fate's relationship is so pure and beautiful that when Vivio walks in on them making love no mental damage occurs (and may even spur Vivio to confess to Einhard seeing just how beautiful their relationship can be)
  • If Fate was to die, you imagine Nanoha becoming the single greatest evil and takes revenge against all of creation for taking Fate (Vivio helps)
  • If Nanoha was to die, Fate becomes the next Presea but succeeds in reaching Al-Hazard and resurrecting Nanoha (Fate doesn't abuse Vivio and Vivio fully agrees with Fate's methods to bring back Nanoha-mama)
  • If Vivio was to die, Nanoha and Fate destroy creation, reach Al-Hazard and recreate creation to bring back Vivio
  • You support same sex marriage because of Nanoha and Fate
  • Vivio figures out a way to reverse the effects of the spell for her "Adult Mode" but in a way where it is permanent, teaches this new spell to her Mamas so the 3 can be a family forever
  • any Yuuno or Chrono pairings with them you count as netorare and should be cast off into the imaginary space
  • Up = the reverse polarity of gravity which causes one to leave a gravitational force i.e going Outside of said force, with this said, when Hayate says for Nanoha and Fate to "Kiss and Make Up" it does not mean the same to them
  • a pairing with Hayate is not Netorare, it's Nanoha of Fate wanting to add an extra element into their relationship to "spice it up"
  • you can come up with a list this large by yourself

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^This. My good man or Lady, you are truly the dedicated fan and I admire you for it.

Q: Where am I?
A: Everywhere.

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In any H content where Nanoha or Fate is with a guy and there is no rape or netorare, your mind automatically morphs the guy into the missing partner but as a futa

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any Yuuno or Chrono pairings with them you count as netorare and should be cast off into the imaginary space

That or give those guys the Shu Shirakawa treatment.
For those of you wondering what that is...

Black holes for everyone.

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Nice! Especially those last 2 attacks.
For me, personally, I just refuse to acknowledge the possibility that Nanoha or Fate can have sex with any man (unless the other was magically transformed into a man), and that the only way for either to have sex with another woman is if it's in a threesome.

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Memor-X wrote:
it would be normal for Fate or Nanoha to lock themselves away in the Infinite Library alone (kicking Yuuno out)...

yeah, has happened many times before ^_^;

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Guess what time it is.
Dinner time.

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Now stand still. This'll only hurt a lot.

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wow, cool blade! would be a big waste preparing dinner with it ehehehe

*slowly backs away, not making any sudden move*

NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Yuuno, since I'm a fair guy, I'll give you a 10-second head start.
After those 10 seconds are up...
Well...

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You are aware that Yuuno was capable of stopping one of Vita's attacks, and helped in defeating the Book of Darkness' defense program, right? Sure he's probably out of practice from being in the library all the time, but I still think it might take more than that to defeat him. If you must use a sword, might I suggest this one instead?

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My Sword-attachment can do many things~

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You are aware that Yuuno was capable of stopping one of Vita's attacks, and helped in defeating the Book of Darkness' defense program, right? Sure he's probably out of practice from being in the library all the time, but I still think it might take more than that to defeat him. If you must use a sword, might I suggest this one instead?

The sword that cleaves evil...

Or...

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My Sword-attachment can do many things~

Fate's device...

Thanks for the offer... But I think I'll just use a tomahawk instead.

Now where is that ferret at?

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Thanks for the offer... But I think I'll just use a tomahawk instead.

Now where is that ferret at?


Hahaha, I was thinking about suggesting the Tomahawk too, but I decided to keep it to swords.

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must... download... doujins... *dies*

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NanoFate fans please don't send me hate mail... I promise to turn back into a ferret and leave Nanoha (and her waifu) alone XD

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Only thing you'll be downloading is a one-way ticket to Getter Tomahawk Valhalla.
Same goes for the Huckbein family.

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You and your friends changed their steam account names and avatars to the main three characters [TF2.jpg].
You made a Raising Heart start orb because no-one else had and it's so blindingly obvious it's not even funny [http://colonelpootis.deviantart.com/art/Raising-Heart-Windows-7-Start-Orb-437256781].
You model in-game characters after characters in the anime and name them appropriately [DSII.jpg].
You created replicas of the Device's various forms using the appropriate tool shapes and metal using the Tinker's Construct mod for Minecraft
You made a chilled-out remix of "Namae wo Yonde"
You built a full size, functioning model of the JF-704 helicopter from StrikerS using the Archimedes Ship Mod for Minecraft [MC-1 to 4.png]

Check images attached [in the brackets] for evidence.

tf2.jpg mc-4.png mc-3.png mc-2.png mc-1.png dsii.jpg