PLEASE SET ME ON FIRE.
...Okay, lemme back up and explain.
Please look at the following image:
So. I made a promise to grant a wish by by GOD I am going to grant that wish! Even if that wish is for me to burn to death by who I am assuming is Mini-Signum's long lost sister.
But see, I feel like just catching on fire isn't enough. I would like everyone's help to make this as needlessly complicated as possible.
I would appreciate it if everyone could post something detailing me being set on fire in any way possible. Seriously, go nuts. No matter how ridiculous it is, as long as it makes me catch on fire it's good to go. After I collect a bunch of posts I will then draw as many as I can. Go crazy, have fun and just go for it!
If you won't do it for me then do it BECAUSE of me (i.e: you don't like me very much). If you won't do it for that then do it for Toeto. If you won't do it for her then do it because setting things on fire is cool. If you won't do it for that then... you suck. You bastard.
Dick.
Cardboard box is here!
Okay, let's see how crazy can I be?
One day, while Seth Rogen was eating a possum, a plane was flying backwards while writing my term papers I haven't yet received yet since I was held back six times and are still in the 3.4525 grade. A bucket full of gasoline was dropped on a car/tyrannosaurus rex and slipped on some bread crumbs and blew up. Just then, a flamethrower pig went inside a hydrogen factory with Natus and the factory shrunk and threw Natus into the stratosphere. Nauts was hurdling into the sun, went through the sun, and landed in the Appalachian Ice Cream mountains. Just then, volcano ate Natus and pooped him out using some push ups. And if you thought that was boss, lava sharks from Planet 4219-yo mama came to eat Natus. Fortunately, Lava sharks from Planet 4219-yo mama have a terrible sense of reverse octagonal pudding direction and went to a Star Trek underworld Orgy. Oh and by the way, Natus was set on fire by...well I'm not sure but it could have been caused by this: 
I have no idea what I am reading.
I LOVE IT
Alright, thanks for your help!
Cardboard box is here!
Okay!
Thanks to everyone for your help!
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And by everyone, I mean ULTRADJ4EVER. Thanks man, you rock. You'll get co-writer credits~ (...no wait, that sounds like a punishment)
Visit my terrifying Tumblr for the comic but be sure not to stay too long. Your eyes may bleed or even worse, you may turn into a cardboard box! (...no wait, isn't that a good thing? Stay a while and take in the sights!)
Cardboard box is here!
Setting me on fire would be greatly appreciated! Imagine you have an unlimited amount of resources and an unlimited amount of me to burn. Fire please.
Cardboard box is here!