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Work was killing me, but this picture has brought me back! I am loving that look on Nanoha's face, it makes me want to write Fanfiction. Really hot and smexy fanfiction. I love this picture! I think that I want to marry it, anyone want to do the honors?

"Sarcasm helps to keep you from telling people what you really think of them."~Unknown

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Shaitenshi wrote:
Work was killing me, but this picture has brought me back! I am loving that look on Nanoha's face, it makes me want to write Fanfiction. Really hot and smexy fanfiction. I love this picture! I think that I want to marry it, anyone want to do the honors?

You can't really see Nanoha's face. Just know she has a big smile from the side view.

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Sure, I'll do it!

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of... Wait, what am I doing again? This is how it goes, right?

Blah blah blah; Do you, Shaitenshi, take 20941693.jpg to be your lawfully wedded wife/husband/life partner/whatever, to be true to in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, and to love and honor for the rest of your life?

Something I don't remember; Do you, 20941693.jpg, take Shaitenshi to be your lawfully wedded X (where X= what ever fits with above), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better and for worse, for richer and for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

You have declared your consent before the Church/temple/spaceship/where ever this is held.

May the Lord/whatever god(s) you (don't)believe in, in his/her/it's/non-existent goodness, strengthen your consent and fill you both with his/her/it's/non-existent blessings.

That God/whatever god(s) you (don't)believe in has joined, men/women/anything else must not divide.

Amen/whatever else you use.

Congrats, by the powers invested in me by Marriage vows article on Wikipedia you are now married. Go kiss the bride/groom/life partner/whatever.

Is this the part where we do the cremation? Do we need a coffin for that? Because I always forget. Cremation is where you leave the body out for carrion right?

Cardboard box is here!

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lol, u would make a great priest alright XD

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-///////- Love it